2D (GORILLAZ)

'Stuart Pot' is a fictional member of the Gorillaz. He is the band's official pretty boy, known almost exclusively as '2D' and formerly known as 'Stu-Pot'. He performs the lead vocals and plays the keyboard for the band.

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Biography

Appearance

Personality

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Biography

2D is actually a nickname derived from the fact that he has a dent in each eye socket, both caused by run-ins with Murdoc's vehicle. His real name is ''Stuart Pot'' (his last name was often thought to be Tusspot, though his family changed their name to Pot shortly before Stu was born), most of the time shortened to ''Stu-Pot''. He was born and raised in Hertfordshire, England. His father, David Tusspot (who died in his sleep shortly after Demon Days was released), worked as a mechanic and owner of the Tusspot's Fairground. His mother, Rachel Tusspot, was a nurse who supplied Stu-pot with headache pills. Stu-Pot wasn't very intelligent due to two hits on the head as a baby, but was known as a kind person and had a general love of music. He hit his head again when falling from a tree at the age of eleven, which caused his hair to fall out. When it came back it was a deep 'azure blue'. He was forced to move to Crawley, West Sussex, as a result of a lawsuit filed by Ivana Abramovitch for breaking Abramovitch's hand.
Stu-pot attended St. Wilfred's school where, despite his lack of intelligence and ambition, he got fairly good grades. For most of his life, Stu-pot didn't know what he wanted to do when he got older. He first wanted to become a stormchaser and then he wanted to paint. He developed an interest in machinery when he and his dad customized his Casio VL-1 keyboard. When asked about 2D Luke replied "we have known each other since we were kids, 2D isn't the smartest chap, but he is bloody talented in music,." His musical idol was Augustus Pablo and his favorite band was The Human League.
The drama in his life began when Satanist hooligan Murdoc Niccals purposefully crashed his Vauxhall Astra through the wall of Uncle Norm's Organ Emporium, where Stu-Pot had been working, in an attempt to ramraid it and steal the synths. Murdoc's bumper crashed into Stu-Pot's face, landing him with an eight-ball fracture in his right eyeball, and putting him into a deep catatonic state. Murdoc was arrested and sentenced to carry out 30,000 hours of community service as well as care for the vegetablized Stu-Pot for 10 hours every week.
Not long after, in a poor attempt to impress some women, Murdoc performed a 360 in a Tesco car park in Nottingham with his vehicle. This sent Stu-Pot crashing through the windshield, hitting his head on the curb. He woke from his coma and also dented his left eye to match his right one, thus gaining him his trademark black, irisless eyes. It was then that Murdoc dubbed him "2D", revealing that the origins of the name "2D" have nothing to do with the phrase "two-dimensional", but rather stands for the two dents in his head. Rather amusingly, Stu-Pot adores his new nickname, dropping use of his birth name completely and even signing formal letters with the first name "Two" and surname "D". Due to his history of violent blows to the head, coupled with a complete lack of natural intelligence, 2D has come out the other side possibly one of the stupidest celebrities in existence. Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett commented on this, saying that he has a blank sheet of paper where a brain should be.
During the hiatus, 2D went to work on his parent's funfair. He collected money for a ride called 'The Waltzer' and there he met Shane Lynch from Boyzone and the two became good friends. He didn't really think about Gorillaz until he received a text message from Noodle and with that he decided to return to Kong with fully restored confidence after he realized he was the cause for the Gorillaz success.
After the "El Mañana" conspiracy, 2D and Russel were frantic about Noodle's supposed death. It was a hoax, however, and the band has once again gone separate ways but not for long (so promised Murdoc in the autobiography Rise of the Ogre; their biggest project to date is apparently being planned) and the singer was, according to Murdoc, "...poncing off somewhere. He's probably gonna try and become an actor or a model or whatever..."
Additionally, it is also debated whether or not 2D's nickname contains a hyphen or not. Though the video for 'Clint Eastwood' labels him as '2-D', some of the more recent media events have removed the hyphen from the name.

Appearance

Also stated in ''Rise of the Ogre'', he lost his tonsils in a food fight that started at the party held in honor of the Gorillaz label signing when an eclair was pushed into his face.
Despite missing his two front teeth, 2D can sing clearly. His speech, while still mainly clear, has a definite Cockney (or thereabouts) accent -- he says "summfink" instead of "something", and "fing" instead of "thing" (Example: "I don't want to sound big-headed or nuffink, but it's good to know that you're the biggest and best fing on the planet."). His singing voice has become deeper since the first album.
Like Noodle, 2D's looks seems to have changed from phase one to phase two, though not nearly as drastic as young Noodle. In phase one 2D is seen with very geometric, and almost purple hair at times, unlike in phase two; there his hair has seemed to gain a more realistic, lined tone and has turned to an almost teal color. On the cover of the ''Demon Days'' album, 2D is also seen with 'normal' eyes, as well as in a few other posters.

Personality

2D is known to be very innocent and trusting, and especially accident-prone, as exhibited in the video for the song "Rock the House" (where he is hit repeatedly with billiard balls), as well as in a promo for the song "DARE" (in which he was hit by two bumper cars).
2D is also somewhat of a sissy, as he can't seem to stand up to Murdoc on many, if not all, occasions (such as scene in which Russel asks 2-D to kill an eel for his dinner).
Because of the so-called 'eight-ball fractures' in his eye sockets, 2D currently suffers from very intense migraine headaches. As a result, he is pretty much permanently doped up on painkillers. This doesn't help his intelligence either. Despite his high level of mental deficiency, his occasional bouts of insight and philosophical statements can be taken to imply some sort of activity in his brain. It is debatable, though.
2D is ambidextrous although he prefers to use his left hand.
2D was actually born in Hertfordshire, England but moved to Crawley where he grew up, due to the fact he broke his piano teacher's hand. (found in Gorillaz-Unofficial)
2D does not eat red meat and is allergic to pickles, as stated in a Q & A session on the official Gorillaz fansite.
2D often has nightmares, and sometimes wets the bed. He is extremely embarrassed about this, and tries to keep it a secret; however, Murdoc found out. After many hours of begging, Murdoc finally agreed not to tell the rest of the band. Surprisingly, he has kept his promise, although he often threatens to tell if 2D annoys him. This was made into a Gorillazbite (little problem), however, it was never released as 2D was too embarrassed.
Additionally, during the period of the Gorillaz' first album, 2D was intimidated and violently bullied by Gorillaz bassist, Murdoc. But after returning home to work at his family's fair, he realized that he was the "real driving force behind the Gorillaz", and subsequently returned to the band with more confidence on their second studio album ''Demon Days''.
2D sometimes looks-up to Murdoc and if Murdoc is upset; 2D would often call him 'sir' or 'boss'. We could say that 2D considers Murdoc like an older brother and even called him his 'best mate'. He is known to have a good relationship with Russell after Russell stood-up to Murdoc for him.
2D's interests include video games, melodicas, flickcombs, and zombie films. After the hiatus, 2D was seen at certain times with a flicknife in his hands. As seen on the official Gorillaz website, he owns a triple plasma screen entertainment system devoted entirely to the purpose of playing "widescreen Pong." One area of interest is the variety of slogans he wears on his T-shirts, which he claims are imagined by Jamie Hewlett. 2D says that he doesn't actually know what they mean, but he wears them because they make him look informed on popular culture. Among such slogans are "Born a Zombie from Mercur", "Born To Lie", "Hello Kinky" (an obvious play on "Hello Kitty"), "Captain Howdy", "Tazar Yoot", "Pink Rabbit Sez: Shoot To Ill" and "T-Virus", (a likely reference to the T-Virus from the Resident Evil video game series.) One of his other favourite movies is ''Napoleon Dynamite'', as illustrated when he does one of the "Happy Hands" signs from the movie in the music video for "Dirty Harry" and in his room on the Gorillaz website he has a poster on his wall of Napoleon Dynamite which links to the movies site . 2D has also stated in an interview that the keyboard collaboration in Dirty Harry was something that he had picked up from watching Sesame Street. During interviews, he has been voiced by Damon Albarn, as well as Nelson De Freitas. He also admits that he uses his Motorola phone to play pong or other games while the other members do their solo parts (as seen in such performances as the duet with Madonna at the annual Grammy award show).

External links

★ 2D's biography on fans.gorillaz.com