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'Blandings Castle' is a fictional location in the
short stories and
novels of English comic writer
P. G. Wodehouse. It is the seat of
Lord Emsworth (Clarence Threepwood, 9th Earl of Emsworth), home to many of his family, and setting for numerous tales and adventures, written between 1915 and 1975.
The series of stories which take place at the castle, in its environs and involving its denizens have come to be known as the "Blandings books", or indeed, in a phrase used by Wodehouse in his preface to the 1969 reprint of the first book, "the Blandings Castle Saga"
.
"The gardens of Blandings Castle are that original garden from which we are all exiled," said
Evelyn Waugh. "All those who know them long to return."
– Quoting Evelyn Waugh.
The Castle
Blandings Castle, lying in the picturesque
Vale of Blandings,
Shropshire,
England, is two miles from the town of
Market Blandings, home to at least nine pubs, most notably the
Emsworth Arms.
The tiny hamlet of
Blandings Parva lies directly outside the castle gates and the town of
Much Matchingham, home to
Matchingham Hall, the residence of
Sir Gregory Parsloe-Parsloe, is also nearby.
The castle is a noble pile, of Early
Tudor building ("its history is recorded in England's history books and
Viollet-le-Duc has written of its architecture", according to ''
Something Fresh''). One of England's largest
stately homes, it dominates the surrounding country, standing on a knoll of rising ground at the southern end of the celebrated Vale of Blandings; the
Severn gleams in the distance. From its noble battlements, the
Wrekin can be seen.
The famous moss-carpeted Yew Alley (subject to the devious gravelling schemes of
Angus McAllister) leads to a small wood with a rough gamekeeper's cottage, which
Psmith made use of, not to write poetry as he at first claimed, but to stash stolen jewellery. Another gamekeeper's cottage, in the West Wood, makes a pleasant home for the
Empress of Blandings for a spell. The rose garden is another famous beauty spot, ideal for courting lovers. There is a lake, where Lord Emsworth often takes a brisk swim in the mornings.
The house has numerous guest rooms, many of which haven't been used since
Queen Elizabeth roamed the country. Of those still in use, the Garden Room is the finest, usually given to the most prestigious guest; it has a balcony outside its French windows, which can be easily accessed via a handy drainpipe.
The main
library has a smaller library leading off it, and windows overlooking some flowerbeds; it is here that Lord Emsworth is often to be found on wet days, his nose deep in an improving tome of country lore, his favourite being
Whiffle on ''The Care of the Pig''.
Possible locations
There have been a number of attempts to locate and identify the possible locations of Blandings:
★ In 1977, Richard Usborne in his appendix to the unfinished ''
Sunset at Blandings'' regarded the issue from the point of view of train journeys and travel times.
★ In 1987, Norman Murphy in his ''In Search of Blandings'' looked at a whole range of criteria based around architecture and landscape features. His main suggestions were
Sudeley Castle,
Gloucestershire for the castle itself, and
Weston Park,
Staffordshire for the gardens.
★ In 1999, Norman Murphy again suggested
Hunstanton Hall in
Norfolk, the home of the LeStrange family from 1137 to 1954, where Wodehouse visited in the 1920s, as inspiration for Blandings, its master, and "The Real Empress of Blandings"
[Murphy 1999, op. cit.].
★ In 2003, Dr Daryl Lloyd and Mr Ian Greatbatch (two researchers in the Department of Geography and Centre for Advanced Spatial Analysis,
University College London) made use of a
Geographic Information System to analyse a set of geographical criteria, such as a
viewshed analysis of
The Wrekin and drive time from
Shrewsbury. Their final conclusion was that
Apley Park House in Hifnal, south-east of
Telford,
Shropshire (
Apley Hall of the
Whitmore Baronets) was the best suited location for fulfilling the geographical criteria
[Kirby 2003, op. cit.][Tibbetts 2003, op. cit.].
Residents and guests
The family
The master of Blandings is, nominally at least,
Lord Emsworth. Clarence, the ninth Earl, is an amiably absent-minded old chap, who loves his home and gardens dearly and is never happier than when pottering about the grounds on a fine sunny day, poking at flower beds or inspecting his champion pig,
Empress of Blandings.
Lord Emsworth's nine sisters (all of whom look like the "daughter of a hundred earls", except for Hermione, who looks like a cook), his brother
Galahad ("Gally"), his daughter
Mildred, his sons
Freddie and
George, and his numerous nieces, nephews, and in-laws inhabit the castle from time to time. For the Threepwood family, and their friends, the castle is forever available for indefinite residence, and is occasionally used as a temporary prison—known as "
Devil's Island" or "The
Bastille"—for love-struck young men and ladies to calm down.
Emsworth's sister Ann plays the role of
châtelaine when we first visit the Castle, in ''
Something Fresh''. Following her reign, Lady Constance Keeble acts as châtelaine until she marries American millionaire
James Schoonmaker.
Lady Julia Fish is "The iron hand beneath the leather glove", whose son Ronald Fish ("Ronnie") marries a chorus girl named Sue Brown, who is the daughter of the only woman whom Gally ever loved—Dolly Henderson, though Gally insists Sue is not Ronnie's cousin.
The staff
Blandings's ever-present butler is
Sebastian Beach, with eighteen years service at the castle under his ample belt, and its other domestic servants have at various times included
Mrs Twemlow the housekeeper, an under-butler named Merridew, and a number of footmen, such as Charles, Thomas, Stokes, James and Alfred. The chauffeurs
Slingsby and
Alfred Voules drive the castle's stately
Hispano-Suiza, or, in an emergency, the
Albatross.
Outside of the house,
Scottish head gardeners
Thorne and
Angus McAllister have tended the grounds, while
George Cyril Wellbeloved,
James Pirbright and the
Amazonian Monica Simmons have each in turn taken care of Lord Emsworth's beloved prize pig,
Empress of Blandings.
Emsworth has employed a series of secretaries, most notable among them
Rupert Baxter, the highly efficient young man who never seems to be able to keep away from Blandings, despite Lord Emsworth's increasingly low opinion of his sanity. He was succeeded in the post by
Ronald Psmith, and later by the likes of
Hugo Carmody and
Monty Bodkin. The castle's splendid
library was catalogued, for the first time since 1885, by
Eve Halliday.
Notable visitors
Many people pass through the doors of Blandings, guests and friends of the family, prospective additions to the family, temporary staff, pig-lovers, day-trippers, detectives, crooks and of course impostors galore. Among the most distinguished are the grumpy
Duke of Dunstable, leading brain-specialist
Sir Roderick Glossop, publishing magnate
Lord Tilbury, the Fifth Earl of Ickenham, known to all as
Uncle Fred and
Percy Pilbeam, he of the Argus Enquiry Agency employed to locate the lost pig and recover Gally's manuscript of his memoirs.
Books
Blandings Castle serves as the setting for eleven
novels and nine
short stories.
★ ''
Something Fresh'' (1915)
★ ''
Leave it to Psmith'' (1923)
★ ''
Blandings Castle'' (1935) – Six short stories of twelve, written from 1926 to 1931, occurring before the events of ''Summer Lightning'':
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★ "
The Custody of the Pumpkin"
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★ "
Lord Emsworth Acts for the Best"
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★ "
Pig-hoo-o-o-o-ey"
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★ "
Company for Gertrude"
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★ "
The Go-getter"
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★ "
Lord Emsworth and the Girl Friend"
★ ''
Summer Lightning'' (1929)
★ ''
Heavy Weather'' (1933)
★ ''
Lord Emsworth and Others'' (1937) – One short story of nine:
★
★ "
The Crime Wave at Blandings"
★ ''
Uncle Fred in the Springtime'' (1939)
★ ''
Full Moon'' (1947)
★ ''
Nothing Serious'' (1950) – One short story of ten:
★
★ "
Birth of a Salesman"
★ ''
Pigs Have Wings'' (1952)
★ ''
Service With a Smile'' (1961)
★ ''
Galahad at Blandings'' (1965)
★ ''
Plum Pie'' (1966) – One short story of nine (probably to be read before ''Service With a Smile''):
★
★ "
Sticky Wicket at Blandings"
★ ''
A Pelican at Blandings'' (1969)
★ ''
Sunset at Blandings'' (1977)
★ ''
Lord Emsworth Acts for the Best'' (1992) – Nine short stories of nine, collecting all nine Blandings stories from the above collections
Wodehouse worked on ''Sunset at Blandings'' until his death, writing even in his hospital bed. It was unfinished and untitled when he died, and was subsequently edited (by Richard Usborne) and released in its incomplete form with extensive notes on the content.
Film, television and radio
Horace Hodges played Lord Emsworth in a
1933 silent film adaptation of ''
Summer Lightning''
The Castle and its inhabitants were the subject of six half-hour adaptations under the title ''Blandings Castle'', made by the
BBC as part of their ''The World Of Wodehouse'' series. Adapted from some of the shorts in ''
Blandings Castle'' and the classic "
The Crime Wave at Blandings", they were broadcast in 1967 and starred
Ralph Richardson as Lord Emsworth,
Meriel Forbes as Lady Constance,
Stanley Holloway as Beach and
Derek Nimmo as Freddie. Sadly, the master tapes of all but one episode ("
Lord Emsworth and the Girl Friend") were erased from the BBC archive, and no known copies exist.
Between 1985 and 1992,
BBC Radio 4 broadcast several adaptations, starring
Richard Vernon as Emsworth and
Ian Carmichael as Galahad.
In 1995, the BBC, with partners including
WGBH Boston, adapted ''
Heavy Weather'' into a 95-minute
TV movie. It was first screened on
Christmas Eve 1995 in the UK, and shown in the US by
PBS on
February 18 1996. It starred
Peter O'Toole as Lord Emsworth,
Richard Briers as Gally,
Roy Hudd as Beach,
Samuel West as Monty Bodkin and
Judy Parfitt as Lady Constance. It was directed by
Jack Gold with a screenplay by
Douglas Livingstone, and was generally well-received by fans.
Many of the stories and novels are available as
audio books, including a series narrated by
Martin Jarvis.
See also
★
A categorized list of characters appearing in the Blandings stories
★
An alphabetical guide to the minor characters involved with the Castle and the Threepwoods
References
; Sources consulted (main article)
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; Sources consulted (locations)
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; Endnotes
External links
; Adaptations
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"Blandings Castle" (1967)'' at the
BBC Comedy Guide
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; Locations
★ – Many photographs (on a copy of the Tibbetts 2003 article)