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'Lady Constance Keeble' (née 'Constance Threepwood', later 'Constance Schoonmaker') is a fictional character in the Blandings stories by P. G. Wodehouse. Lord Emsworth's most formidable sister is a strikingly handsome woman, with a fair, broad brow, and perfectly even white teeth. She has the carriage of an empress, and her large grey eyes are misleadingly genial.

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Life and character

Appearances

Television

References

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Life and character

When we first meet her in ''Leave it to Psmith'', she is recently married to wealthy Joe Keeble, and acting as châtelaine at Blandings. She has an interest in the Arts, and frequently invites writers and such to the castle; poets Aileen Peavey and Ralston McTodd and tenor Orlo Watkins are prime examples of this trait.
She endeavours in vain to persuade her brother Lord Emsworth to dress more suitably, and to pay attention to important matters such as the family, rather than his garden and his beloved pig, Empress of Blandings. She bullies him mercilessly, forcing him to dress up in a tight collar and top hat for the Blandings Parva Annual School Treat, and making him act as a Justice of the Peace and make speeches at important local events.
She also has a horror of anyone in her distinguished family marrying inappropriately, and spends much of her time trying to keep nieces and nephews away from unsavoury types. However, such matters pale in comparison to the embarrassment that could be caused by her brother Galahad Threepwood publishing his scandalous reminiscences; to prevent this, she is willing to allow the marriage of her nephew Ronnie to a chorus-girl, in ''Summer Lightning''.
She is good friends with Sir Gregory Parsloe-Parsloe, with whom she conspires to prevent the publication of Galahad's memoirs, and also with Rupert Baxter, a man she considers most capable and on whom she calls whenever she is in dire need of practical assistance. In her youth, she had a bit of a thing with Alaric, the Duke of Dunstable, with whom she was often found whispering in conservatories or being the last back from picnics, but she later questions his sanity, even calling in Sir Roderick Glossop on one occasion to have him analysed.
Having been repeatedly defeated in her efforts to keep her family from marrying inappropriately, she finds herself once more in difficulty in ''Service With a Smile'' when she becomes chaperone to Myra Schoonmaker. Finding her attempts to keep the girl away from her impoverished lover scuppered by Uncle Fred, and with the redoubtable Baxter no longer available, she calls in the help of the girl's father, James Schoonmaker, an American millionaire. With the assistance of his old friend Uncle Fred, Schoonmaker gets up the courage to propose to the intimidating Connie, and the two are married in New York at the start of ''Galahad at Blandings''.

Appearances

Lady Constance features in:

★ ''Leave it to Psmith'' (1915), in which Joe Keeble features

★ "Pig-hoo-o-o-o-ey" (1927)

★ "Lord Emsworth and the Girl Friend" (1928)

★ ''Summer Lightning'' (1929), in which she calls on Baxter's aid

★ ''Heavy Weather'' (1933), in which she conspires with Parsloe-Parsloe

★ "The Crime Wave at Blandings" (1936)

★ ''Uncle Fred in the Springtime'' (1939), in which her past with Dunstable is revealed

★ ''Pigs Have Wings'' (1952), in which she is a widow

★ ''Service With a Smile'' (1961), in which James Schoonmaker first appears

★ ''Galahad at Blandings'' (1965), in which she marries Schoonmaker

★ "Sticky Wicket at Blandings" (1966)

★ ''A Pelican at Blandings'' (1969)

Television

In a 1995 adaptation of ''Heavy Weather'', made by the BBC and partners and broadcast in the United States by PBS, Lady Constance was played by Judy Parfitt.

References

★ Bibliography Kuzmenko, Michel

External links

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