'Joseph Robert Theismann' (born
September 9 1949 in
New Brunswick,
New Jersey, USA), is a former
American football quarterback in the
NFL. He was born to an
Austrian father, Joseph John Theismann and a
Hungarian mother, Olga Tobias and was raised in
South River, New Jersey. He played football for the
University of Notre Dame and was a runner-up for the 1970
Heisman Trophy which went to
Jim Plunkett of
Stanford University. Late in the season, his hallmates in
Zahm Hall hung an enormous banner out of a 4th story window proclaiming, "Theisman for Heisman," (sic) changing the original pronunciation of his surname, ''"THEEZ-man,"'' to rhyme with "Heisman," which he has used since. During his collegiate career, the smallish Theismann (just 6'-0", 180 lb/1.83 m, 82 kg), led the Fighting Irish to a 20-3-2 record. He still holds the school record for most passing yards in a single game with 526 against USC in a torrential downpour in 1970.
Theismann played high school football at
South River High School.
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For his efforts as a collegiate player, Joe Theismann was inducted into the
College Football Hall of Fame in 2003. After an injury ended his professional career, he settled with his family in
Loudoun County, Virginia.
Playing career
Theismann was selected in the fourth round by the Miami Dolphins in the
1971 NFL Draft, as well as
Major League Baseball's Minnesota Twins as a shortstop in that year's
Major League Baseball draft. However, instead of playing for the Dolphins or the Twins, Theismann elected to sign with the
Toronto Argonauts of the
Canadian Football League. In his rookie year, Theismann led the Argonauts to a 10-4 record and won the league's eastern conference passing title and a berth in the
Grey Cup championship game in
Vancouver,
British Columbia versus the
Calgary Stampeders (
59th Grey Cup). Unfortunately, a fumble late in the fourth quarter by Argonaut
running back Leon McQuay close to the goal line cost the Argonauts the Grey Cup.
In 1971 he completed 148 of 278 passes for 2440 yards and 17 TDs (with 21 interceptions.) His 1972 season was shortened by injury, but he hit 77 of 127 passes for 1157 yards and 10 TDs. During his last season, 1973, 157 of his 274 passes were complete, for 2496 yards and both 13 TDs and interceptions. He was an all star in both 1971 and 1973.
In 1974, the
National Football League's Washington Redskins obtained his rights, and Theismann, determined to make it to the NFL, left the CFL and joined the Redskins where he volunteered to be the team's
punt returner. In
1978, Joe Theismann became the Redskins' starting quarterback after
Billy Kilmer proved ineffective.
Theismann led the Redskins to a win in
Super Bowl XVII and an appearance in
Super Bowl XVIII and would go on to set several Redskins franchise records, including most career passing attempts (3,602), most career passing completions (2,044) and most career passing yards (25,206), while also throwing 160 touchdown passes, with 138 interceptions. On the ground, he rushed for 1,815 yards and 17 touchdowns. He was the NFL's
MVP in 1983 and played in two
Pro Bowl games, earning the player of the game award in the second game.
In an era when most quarterbacks had long since used variations of a double-bar facemask (or even triple-bar facemasks) that afforded more protection, Theismann refused to use anything but a
one-bar facemask throughout his career so as not to obstruct his vision.

Joe Theismann's NFL rings, 2006, taken by Phil Konstantin
Injury
Theismann's career ended in
1985, just months after he divorced, when he suffered a gruesome compound fracture of his leg while being
sacked by
New York Giants linebackers
Lawrence Taylor and
Harry Carson during a ''
Monday Night Football'' game telecast. At the time, the Redskins had been attempting to run a
"flea-flicker" play. The Giants' defense, however, was not fooled, and they tried to
blitz Theismann. Taylor sandwiched Theismann into Carson and inadvertently landed his hip on Theismann's lower right leg, fracturing both the
tibia and the
fibula.
"It was at that point, I also found out what a magnificent machine the human body is," Theismann said. "Almost immediately, from the knee down, all the feeling was gone in my right leg. The endorphins had kicked in, and I was not in pain."[2]
As Theismann lay on the natural-grass field, a horrified Taylor frantically screamed and waved for
emergency medical technicians. Initially, however, many Redskins personnel thought Taylor's screaming and pointing directed at their sidelines was a taunt over the fact that he'd successfully stopped their play. Taylor has said that his animated behavior was largely a claustrophobic reaction to having been trapped at the bottom of the pile that followed his tackle
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While initially, only the players on the field could see the extent of the damage to Theismann's leg, the reverse-angle instant replay provided a clearer view of what had actually happened - Theismann's lower leg bones were broken midway between his knee and his ankle, such that, from his foot to his mid-shin was laying flat against the ground and the upper part of his shin up to his knee was at a 45 degree angle as the two linebackers brought him down on the sack. The image of his lower leg bending at such an unnatural angle has become one of the most infamous football injury images ever.
The injury ultimately forced Theismann into retirement at the age of 36. Theismann has never blamed Lawrence Taylor for his injury. Taylor has said that he has never seen film of the play and never wants to. Below is
Frank Gifford's commentary of the play:
Broadcasting career
Theismann served as a
color commentator on
ESPN's ''
Sunday Night Football'' telecasts from 1988 to 2005, and on their ''
Monday Night Football'' in 2006
On
March 26 2007, ESPN announced that
Ron Jaworski would replace Theismann in the ''Monday Night Football'' booth. Theismann rejected an offer to work on the network's
college football coverage.
In addition to covering football, he hosted the first season of ''
American Gladiators'' in 1989.
He did a commercial for
Colonial Penn Life Insurance
Controversy
During a
May 30 2006 interview
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Toronto radio station
The Fan 590, Theismann criticized his former CFL team, the Toronto Argonauts, for signing
Ricky Williams to a one-year contract. Williams, a former
New Orleans Saints and
Miami Dolphins running back, had been suspended by the NFL for the entire 2006 season for a fourth violation of the league's substance abuse policy. In the interview, Theismann said the Argonauts were a disgrace and he was ashamed to be associated with them. He also said that Williams is sick but not a bad person. Argo ownership responded to Theismann's criticism, noting Theismann's son, Joe, pleaded guilty in 2002 to a felony charge of possessing drug paraphernalia. He received a 10-year suspended prison term, was placed on five years of probation and fined. "It's really a delicate subject for him to attack someone if he has that in his own family," Argo co-owner Cynamon said. "If I was his son and he's calling (Williams) a drug addict and he should quit and he's a loser, I'd be shattered. This thing is really bothersome." The CFL currently has no substance-abuse policy, nor does it prohibit its member teams from signing players suspended by other leagues until the RW rule goes in effect for the 2007 season.
Following the
2007 NFL Draft, in which
Brady Quinn fell to pick #22, Theismann, despite being a fellow Notre Dame alumni, lambasted him in an interview on ESPN Radio. He was bothered by the appearance of Quinn's hair, tie, and the fact he was chewing gum.
During a divorce proceeding while Theismann was divorcing his first wife, he said he had an affair, "because God wants Joe Theismann to be happy."
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References
1. "THE ULTIMATE NEW JERSEY HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK: T-Z AND ALSO...", ''The Star-Ledger'', June 27, 1999. Accessed August 4, 2007.
2. Shapiro, Leonard (November 18 2005). "The Hit That Changed a Career". Washington Post, p. E01.
3. Lewis, Michael. ''. W. W. Norton, 2006
4. http://www.fan590.com/mediaplayer/audioplayer.jsp?mediaFile=/mp3s/joetheisman-ms-20060530.mp3
5. http://www.thirdage.com/news/articles/ALT03/05/11/15/ALT03051115-01.html
External links
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Joe Theismann's Restaurant
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''Washington Times'' article about Theismann's injury
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''Washington Post'' article about the injury and the aftermath
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Theismann's CHOF bio
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Joe Theismann's Notre Dame Career Stats
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Joe Theismann in the CFL
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Washington Redskins Fan Site - The Warpath
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Professional Career stats at Pro Football dot com
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Joe Theismann on Officer Phil's KUSI-TV page
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Video of his injury