'Clarence Threepwood, 9th Earl of Emsworth, Viscount Bosham' is a
fictional character in the
Blandings stories by
P. G. Wodehouse. 'Lord Emsworth' is the benevolent, somewhat absent-minded patriarch of the large
Threepwood family, who longs for nothing more than to potter peacefully in the idyllic gardens of Blandings Castle, but must frequently face the unpleasant reality of his domineering sisters and familial duties.
Origins
Lord Emsworth appears to take his name from the
Hampshire town of
Emsworth, where Wodehouse spent some time in his youth; he first went there in
1903 to visit his new friend Herbert Westbrook, and later took a lease on a house there called "Threepwood Cottage". Westbrook worked at a school in the town, and Wodehouse also mentions it in his
1909 novel ''
Mike'', as the place where
Mike was at school prior to
Wrykyn. A little-known fact is that Lord Emsworth was based on Wodehouse's acquaintance Sir Cyril'Brassica' Bormsly, an absent-minded lover of roses and gardening.
The name "Lord Emsworth" first appears in Wodehouse's works as a passing mention in a short called "The Matrimonial Sweepstakes", a version of "The Good Angel" printed in ''
Cosmopolitan'' in the
United States in February
1910. "The Good Angel" as it appears in the
1914 collection ''
The Man Upstairs'' contains no such mention, although there is a "Lord Stockleigh" involved.
Life and character
Born around
1859, as a child he once took a dead pet rabbit to bed with him. In 1874 at the age of fifteen, he smoked his first
cigar, and he has rarely been called on to think quickly since hearing his father's footsteps approaching the stable-loft where he sat that day. Never the brightest of minds, at
Eton they called him "Fathead", and by the time we meet him his slowness of thought has become a byword; he is prone to distraction and misunderstanding, but generally amiable. His simple outlook makes him an excellent sleeper, and for twenty years he has rarely got less than his eight hours, usually managing ten (he is particularly fond of sleeping at the start of train journeys). In ''
Something Fresh'' he keeps a revolver by his bed, with which to fire wildly at burglars or
Baxter.
Lord Emsworth has nine sisters, two brothers (one deceased), two sons, at least one daughter, and many in-laws - for a full list of his family members, see the
List of characters. He was once married, but his wife died some years before we meet him: "he was a man who since the death of his wife some twenty years ago had made something of a life's work of avoiding women." (
Pigs Have Wings, 1952).
He is a long, thin old man with a tendency towards scruffiness, generally found in a worn old
tweed jacket and trousers that bag at the knees. He wears
pince-nez on a string around his neck, which he nevertheless often loses. He resents being forced to dress up smartly, especially when he is also called on to address crowds, and most of all loathes having to visit
London when the sun is shining. At
one point, he grows a rather ragged beard, little realising the peril this puts his castle in, but is soon persuaded to remove it.
In his later years, the main troubles of his life stem from his many sisters, particularly the formidable
Connie, who despair at his eccentric appearance and distracted ways, and his younger son
Freddie, who he longs to see safely married off and out of trouble; his joy at seeing him finally paired off with
Aggie Donaldson knows no bounds.
Activities
He shuns his administrative duties, and generally has a secretary to handle such things; amongst the occupants of this post have been the likes of Hugo Carmody,
Monty Bodkin and
Psmith, although by far the best known, and least appreciated by his Lordship, is
Rupert Baxter, the bespectacled efficiency expert, who made Emsworth's life a misery with his ruthless organisation of his master's precious time.
Emsworth's favorite pastime is his garden, and he spends many a happy hour pottering about it, arguing with his gardeners, especially Angus McAllister, whose desire to gravel the famous Yew Alley is particularly upsetting to his Lordship, and with his pig-keepers, who include
Wellbeloved,
Pirbright and the
Amazonian Monica Simmons.
He won first prize for
roses at the
Shrewsbury Flower Show, the same year
Psmith's father won the
tulip prize, and he is invariably amongst the competitors in
Shropshire's Agriculture Show. He has some success in the field of large
pumpkins, taking first prize in the competition with his "Blandings Hope" (cruelly nicknamed "Percy" by his son Freddie). He later enters his prize
sow, the
Empress of Blandings, who wins the coveted Fat Pigs contest several years in a row. The Empress's primary competitor is the
Pride of Matchingham, who belongs to Sir
Gregory Parsloe-Parsloe, Emsworth's neighbour and rival. Once the pig fever has taken him, he is mostly to be found draped bonelessly over the pig pen, looking like an old sock.
In less salubrious weather he likes to mess around in his museum, or sit comfortably in the library, reading some informative tome of agricultural lore; his favourite being, of course,
Whiffle on ''The Care Of The Pig''. A well-preserved fellow, he has a swim in the lake every morning he can, and has a fondness for amateur medicine, never happier than when trying out some new
unction.
Appearances
Lord Emsworth plays some part in all the novels and stories in the Blandings canon; see
here for a complete list. The short stories, many of which feature Emsworth as the central character, are also listed separately
here.
Film and Television
★ Horace Hodges played Lord Emsworth in a
1933 silent film adaptation of ''
Summer Lightning''
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Ralph Richardson played him in adaptations of six Blandings shorts, made by the
BBC and broadcast in
1967 (only the first, adapted from the short "
Lord Emsworth and the Girl Friend", still remains in the BBC archives).
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Peter O'Toole portrayed him in a
1995 BBC adaptation of ''
Heavy Weather'', broadcast in the
United States by
PBS.
External links
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A Wodehouse biography, with details of his time at the real Emsworth
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A Blandings bibliography, mentioning the earliest appearance of Emsworth's name
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★ ''
"Blandings Castle" (1967)'' at the
BBC Comedy Guide
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