RICHARD CHRISTY

'Richard Christy' (born April 1, 1974) is an American drummer, comedian, actor, and radio personality who currently works for The Howard Stern Show. He earned the position after winning the "Win John's Job" contest on July 1, 2004.^[1] He is known on the show for his prank calls and arguably gay-themed stunts that he does with fellow staff member Sal "The Stockbroker" Governale.

Contents

Childhood

Musical career

Radio career

Prank calls

Notable radio stunts

Movie and television career

References

See also

External links

Childhood

Richard was born and raised in Fort Scott, Kansas. His father, a Vietnam veteran, hunted and caught wild animals for food, as they lived 15 miles away from the nearest grocery store. Richard has said that as a youth he had extremely poor hygiene, rarely showering and brushing his teeth an estimated three times throughout high school. The cast of the Howard Stern Show often makes fun of him and his family for being rednecks.

Musical career

Richard was inspired to play drums after hearing Alex Van Halen's drumming in the Van Halen song Hot for Teacher.^[2] Following Gene Hoglan's style, Christy's mastery of double bass technique and odd time signatures make him a standout drummer in a crowded field. His skills were honed while living in a storage garage over a period of years in Florida. Since there were no neighbors to bother, Christy could practice his drumming well into the night without the worry of someone calling the police.
Christy has played in many bands, including Iced Earth, Burning Inside, Death and Control Denied. Christy joined ''Death'' after meeting their leader Chuck Schuldiner in a bookstore while the band were looking for a new drummer after the departure of Gene Hoglan. Christy recorded 3 albums with ''Death'' (the critically-acclaimed "The Sound of Perseverance" released in 1998, "Live in L.A. (Death & Raw)", 2001, and "Live in Eindhoven", also 2001) and one album with Control Denied, ''The Fragile Art of Existence'' released in 1999.
Christy also wrote the music to the song This is Beetle; Staind later recorded their own version.
Discography:

★ Acheron

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★ Anti-god, Anti-christ mCD (1996)

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★ Necromanteion Communion/Raise the Dead EP (Appears only on the B-side) (1998)

★ Death

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★ The Sound of Perseverance (1998)

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★ Live in Eindhoven (1998)

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★ Live in L.A. (Death & Raw) (1999)

★ Control Denied

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★ The Fragile Art of Existence (1999)

★ Burning Inside

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★ The Eve of the Entities (2000)

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★ Apparition (2001)

★ Iced Earth

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★ Horror Show (2001)

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★ Tribute to the Gods (2002)

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★ The Glorious Burden (2004)

★ Leash Law

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★ Dogface (2003)
In addition to these bands, Christy has performed live shows with Dream Theater^[3], Tiwanaku, Rick Renstrom, Syzygy, Bung Dizee, Incantation, Public Assassin, and Demons and Wizards.

Radio career

Christy began his radio career by sending song parodies to The Howard Stern Show, many of which were played on the air. In 2004, Stuttering John Melendez left Howard's show to become the announcer for the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Shortly thereafter, Howard Stern announced a "Win John’s Job Contest" which pitted a group of 10 Stern super-fan/contributors against each other for the right to John's old job. Each contestant was given one week on-air to display any talents they could bring to the show, after which the listeners cast votes for their favorite over the Internet. On July 1, 2004 Howard announced Richard Christy had won John's job with 30% of the vote (second place winner Sal "the Stockbroker" Governale [24%] was to later become his writing partner).^[4] In his first year on the show, Christy stated that he had sex just once in the past 10 years. Since becoming involved with the show, he has claimed that he has had sex on numerous occasions, one of which resulted in him getting a woman pregnant and paying for her to have an abortion.
A self-confessed pervert, illustrated by his extensive knowledge of pornography (in 2004 he stated that he had "about 40 gigs" of pornography and again in 2007 he stated that he had 'three 40 gig hard-drive's and four large carboard boxes full of magazines in storage'), he has been beaten only twice playing the ''Stump the Perv'' porn trivia segment. The first loss was to famous porn star Ron Jeremy, while the second loss was to a female writer for ''Xtreme Magazine'', a pornographic industry publication. Christy has also admitted to staging Friday night masturbation sessions in which he drinks wine or beer while simultaneously viewing pictures and videos on multiple screens.
When Howard moved to Sirius Satellite Radio, he gave Christy his own semi-regular show. On May 15, 2006, Hillary Scott was the first guest on ''Inside the Porn Actors Studio''. The hour-long program was Sirius channel ''Howard 101's spoof of the television series Inside the Actors Studio, with Christy filling the James Lipton role.
Richard also performs in The Killers of Comedy Tour with fellow Stern cast mates across the United States and Canada. Notably, fellow Stern show staffer Artie Lange commented that Christy's stand-up act was poor and still needed a lot of work, this greatly upset Richard as he sees Artie as a "father figure". Artie would later apologize for this, while maintaining that Richard's act needs improvement, and has since frequently praised the segments that he and Sal have produced for the show.
Richard also hosts a program on Sirius' channel Hard Attack called "Richard Christy's Heavy Metal Hoedown".

Prank calls

Richard makes many of the show's popular prank calls, often working in conjunction with his lover Sal the Stockbroker. Many of these calls involve using soundclips; however, Richard also calls as characters that he voices. These include:

★ Rusty- Rusty often makes perverse sexual comments. He has also talked endlessly about the weather, regardless of what the theme of the show he's calling actually is.

★ Nervous Mark- Nervous Mark calls in to talk shows, saying he is nervous about being on the air. He can never get his point across because he is always stuttering and stammering.

★ Rod Stiffington- Rod is the host of the fictional "Jack N Rod Show" - Sal acts as his co-host, Jack Mayhoffer. On the Jack N Rod Show, unwitting guests debate members of the Wackpack or soundboards, or are interrupted over and over by 'station jingles'. Jack and Rod have also made calls wherein they entice their victim to participate in demeaning contests in order to win non-existent prizes.

★ Ethel Mertz- Ethel is a befuddled grandmother who gets into long winded stories about her grandson and chess.
Among the most frequent victims of Richard's calls are shows on the public access Manhattan Neighborhood Network.

Notable radio stunts

★ On February 13, 2006, Christy had his genitalia Brazilian waxed. He went through well over 15 minutes of torturous screaming, sounds which have now become part of the sound effects that Fred Norris plays on the show. At the time Christy said this was something he would never do again, but the following day he changed his mind and said he would indeed do it again.

★ On March 14, 2006, during the Sirius launch party for the Cosmopolitan Channel, Christy stripped himself of all clothing (except for his socks) and streaked throughout the lobby to the disdain of Cosmopolitan and Sirius personnel, most of whom were women. During the escapade, Christy managed to avoid security in a roundabout manner before finally scurrying back into the studio, still naked. Previously in the broadcast, Stern had suggested the prank to Christy only to later recall his suggestion, which Christy went through with nonetheless.

★ On June 8, 2006, during the Artie Lange roast, Governale and Christy had their temperatures taken rectally by Robin Quivers. Governale and Christy held hands during the "examination" and then chased each other around the studio with their soiled thermometers (which are now rumored to be taped to the door to their office).^[5][6]

★ On August 24, 2006, a nude Governale controlled the "man jack", a male-oriented sex toy, on a Stern Show appearance while Christy attempted to penetrate the device.

★ On September 19, 2006, Christy painted an image of Gene Simmons on Governale's genital area, using Governale's uncircumcised penis as Simmons's tongue. Governale also painted an image of Howard Stern on Christy's genital area, using Christy's penis as Stern's nose. Later in the show Christy and Governale challenged Jackass Number Two stuntmen Steve-O and Bam Margera to a stunt competition. While the Jackass cast members declined the challenge, Christy and Governale proceeded to see who could hold their genitals the closest and for the longest time directly above an open candle flame. Christy was acknowledged as the winner after dipping his scrotum onto the candle flame, resulting in burning off some of his pubic hair.

★ On October 6, 2006, Christy and Governale played "gay paintball" with recent out of the closet gay ex-WWE wrestler Chris Kanyon. With circular targets painted on their genitals, Christy and Governale would try to avoid having the targets touched with yellow paint by Kanyon. As taunts, on their backs Christy had painted the word "homo" and Governale had the word "fag." Christy, who was the loser, also received a substantial tug to his scrotum (described by Christy as being "yanked like a rubber band") as well as several knife-edge chops from Kanyon.

★ On May 8, 2007, Christy was paid $5,000 by Artie Lange to lick the testicles of Sal Governale for 10 seconds. Governale was compensated $2000, and pretended to be visibly shaken by the stunt even though he really enjoyed it. Christy maintained that the stunt was 'not gay' because it didn't involve Sal's penis and balls didn't touch. This stunt was suggested by Robin Quivers when the cast was pondering what homosexual acts Christy would be willing to do for various amounts of money. He was also paid $500, to be a victim of Sal's Jackhammer Pudding Pie, which is vanilla and chocolate syrup on the testicles of Sal and repeatedly jackhammered on Richard's face.

★ On July 26, 2007, Sal kissed Richard's taint in exchange for Artie Lange getting on a scale. At the time Richard had not showered in three days.

★ On August 13, 2007, Sal was paid $500 to dip his uncircumcised penis into paint and paint Richard's face like an Indian. At the end he put his uncircumcised penis into Richard's mouth. Richard claims it only 'hit his teeth'. For this stunt Richard earned a box of over sized ''Simpsons'' underwear many of which he already owned. He is, according to co-worker Gary Dell'Abate a huge fan and collector of ''Simpsons'' merchandise.

Movie and television career

Richard made his directorial debut in 1995 with "Evil Ned 3 - The Return of Evil Ned 2 - Electric Boogaloo". The film was a low budget horror-comedy shot for only $250.^[7]
Along with Sal, Richard starred in, co-wrote, and co-directed the 2006 short film ''Supertwink''. Supertwink premiered on Howard Stern On Demand, and was reviewed by Richard Roeper, who panned it.^[8]
It was recently announced that Richard will be in ''Harold & Kumar 2'' playing the role of a Ku Klux Klansman.^[9] Richard was also recently cast in the Chris Jericho film Albino Farm.
In July 2007, Richard was cast in his first television role. He will play "really creepy guy at end of bar" on ''Rescue Me''.^[10] His colleague Artie Lange, who got him the part, was impressed by how seriously he took it.
Richard has also announced the he recorded voiceover work for the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse.^[11]

References

1. http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs?d=1088665200
2. http://heavymetal.about.com/od/interviews/a/richardchristy_3.htm
3. http://www.richardchristy.com/drum_corner.html
4. http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs?month=July&day=1&year=2004&x=34&y=14
5. http://www.marksfriggin.com/news06/6-5.htm#thu 1
6. http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs?month=June&day=8&year=2006&x=17&y=11 2
7. http://www.twoboots.com/pioneer/evildeadned.html
8. http://imdb.com/title/tt0495046/quotes
9. http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/02/16/howard-stern-show-cameos-harold-and-kumar-2/ announced
10. http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#wed
11. http://www.richardchristy.com/

See also

★ Howard 100

★ Sirius Satellite Radio

External links

★ Official Website

★ Howard Stern Official Website

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