 | "Profile" Original Song by Tay Zonday FREE MP3!!! http://www.tayzonday.com/Tay_Zonday_Profile.mp3 Online, everyone looks like sunshine When you log on, I want to hang out tonight Unless I meet you in real life You're not as cool as your profile I like your profile better It makes you look like you never Stink up the bathroom Or carry diseases Next time you wanna come over I'd rather look at your picture You're so much better on Facebook On MySpace, on Youtube I don't have to feed you You're not as cool as your profile I like your profile better It makes it look like you never Stink up the bathroom Or carry diseases Next time we go out in public I'll put your page on my laptop Don't bother bringing your body Cause you're not hottie Without Photoshopping No offense but the internet perfects you Everything annoying goes away When you make me mad I check you on the web I prefer that version every day Online, you always smell great like Calvin Klein When you're boring I just chat with ten other people while you talk to yourself We can play video games We can post on MySpace Just as long as you Stay out of my face [Repeat Chorus] |
 | Meh And Tay Jumping In The Canal. |
 | Tay Hiperactiva |
 | Visions of Scotland part 3 Vision of Scotland is a marvelous promotinal video about the country of Celts. |
 | NorthTube Gathering (Duluth, Minnesota) The Duluth portion of TwigTube, and I stole the name "NorthTube" Mwahahaha. This one features me "Brojoghost," Lawrence the artist formerly known as "WeirdMinnesota" http://www.dailymotion.com/WeirdMinnesota and Meghan: http://www.youtube.com/mlipski213 in Duluth, Minnesota Music: "In Time" by Wolfsheim More tags: anakin1814, loring park, canal park, vlog, lurker, mosquito, seagulls, aerial lift bridge, youtube, social networking, random musings, spricket |
 | Dewey Cox - Royal Jelly (cover) youtube made it out of sync... lame I dont really care if its crap its weird arse song anyway!! Tabs: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/m/misc_unsigned_bands/dewey_cox_-_royal_jelly_crd.htm ENJOY Lyrics... Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum O' say can you see 'em Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat 'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared 'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life In my mind I'm half blind My inner ref Is mostly deaf I'm smell impaired If you cared My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy So let me touch you Let me touch you Let me touch you Let me touch you Where the Ro-yal Jelly gets made Coleratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers Hangers-on and fancy flingers To the dress ball Mushrooms and bowling pins Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall From Juvenile hall We're so unlucky and stuff Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline Paul Bunyan and James Dean Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry And Shenandoah tapestries Compared with good mahogany Collapsing the undying postcard romance With feline perspicacity By the university That night I held a paucity Which you deemed common courtesy I wasn't what you thought I'd be I shouldn't have invited you to dance In my tree I'm halfway free And in my chair One quarter there In my dream One-sixteenth cream In the coffee of the Courtier Of the sycophant assistant to the king So let me touch you Let me touch you Let me touch you Let me touch you Where the Ro----yal Jelly gets made youre a liar! written by Dan Bern |
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