Title:
The Catflap Sports News Issue 38

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http://ezine.catflapmag.com/ CATFLAP SPORTS NEWS LEX: Oh, hello, I'm Alexis Noel James the fourth... ANNA: And I'm Miss Margate 2005... LEX: These are your Catflap Sports News headlines... ANNA: Gary Megson to be named new Chelsea boss... LEX: Avram Grant tipped to take over at Man City... ANNA: And Alexis Noel James nominated for Moustache Wearer of the Year award... LEX: But first, we can join up live with victorious Hull City manager Phil Brown... ANNA: Phil, congratulations on taking Hull City up to the Premier League. Has it sunk in yet? PHIL: No. LEX: Phil, can I ask you about Dean Windass. The guy's phenomenal, isn't he? PHIL: No. ANNA: What about transfer targets for the summer Phil? Have you got the money to spend on new players? PHIL: No. ANNA: Phil, are you going to say anything other than no in this interview? PHIL: just stares down the camera lens like a mentalist LEX: Phil Brown there. The Geordie Mourinho... ANNA: Well, that's your Catflap Sports News. Join us next week as we enter the Euro 2008 spirit by setting fire to an effigy of Steve McClaren in Trafalgar Square. LEX: Thanks for watching and see you next week... ANNA: So who you up against in the Moustache Awards? LEX: The usual -- Lynam, Selleck, Winehouse...

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