Mad Dog the Creator - Donkey Kong Poetry
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Mad Dog the Creator - Donkey Kong Poetry
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ever since i picked up a mic and got funky every since i picked up a nintendo controller to control that monkey crazy lizards re attacking me on my path to glory im trying to enter a wet sticky cave it was a party me and diddy sipping bacardi with candy getting randy until cranky kong came through said look here's what you gotta do you gotta get the bananas back-- for the homeland, black i took the nintendo controller in my hand pressed start to enter donkey kong country land im gonna be rocking this lizards on top of their heads they gonna be dead shootin out of barrels findin mad bananas rollin on a big ass rhino through this desolate land its gonna be fine ima get whats mine im talkin about them bananas which are entitled to me, homie cause im the king of donkey kong country crashing through a secret cave on a rhino thats oh so brave i came upon a bonus level so me and diddy revel for we gonna get extra lives because whenever one of us dies diddy's little monkey ass just sighs let when i got stung by a huge ass bee or fell from the top of a tree oh golly this journey ain't easy if i don't think i can win diddy, my boy you know i'll slap you in, i stop by cranky's cabin shit to ask for help but he ain't having it i gotta do this on my one let's travel to the zone of the lizard chosen one catch a flight from funky you ain't never seen a flying monkey time to battle the lizzard king k. rool serve him like 50 served ja rule wearing a crown and a cape he about to get raped cause invaded my peaceful territory with lizards oh so predatory going to his spot called gangplank galleon we about to get battlin' on his pirate ship i ain't never scared i'm about to rip once he take the crown off i'm gonna pounce break his dome off with mass amounts when the lizard king get laced out he gonna back to life, no doubt and i'm gonna lace him out again and the monkeys gonna win mammals versus lizard donkey kong, you heard? shout out to all the niggas who got me here Rambi the Rhino Express the Ostrich, i see you, nigga my nigga Winky the Frog can't forget Engaurd the motherfuckin Swordfish and of courseSquawks the Parrot we out What is a donkey? Who is Kong? Where is a country? How can a monkey ride on top of a rhino? Why was this the only Christmas where I did not hysterically cry? All these questions and more are answered.
Author:
elganch
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donkey, kong, country, rap, greenpoint, williamsburg, hip-hop, diddy, candy, cranky, funky,
Mad Dog the Creator - Donkey Kong Poetry
Description:
ever since i picked up a mic and got funky every since i picked up a nintendo controller to control that monkey crazy lizards re attacking me on my path to glory im trying to enter a wet sticky cave it was a party me and diddy sipping bacardi with candy getting randy until cranky kong came through said look here's what you gotta do you gotta get the bananas back-- for the homeland, black i took the nintendo controller in my hand pressed start to enter donkey kong country land im gonna be rocking this lizards on top of their heads they gonna be dead shootin out of barrels findin mad bananas rollin on a big ass rhino through this desolate land its gonna be fine ima get whats mine im talkin about them bananas which are entitled to me, homie cause im the king of donkey kong country crashing through a secret cave on a rhino thats oh so brave i came upon a bonus level so me and diddy revel for we gonna get extra lives because whenever one of us dies diddy's little monkey ass just sighs let when i got stung by a huge ass bee or fell from the top of a tree oh golly this journey ain't easy if i don't think i can win diddy, my boy you know i'll slap you in, i stop by cranky's cabin shit to ask for help but he ain't having it i gotta do this on my one let's travel to the zone of the lizard chosen one catch a flight from funky you ain't never seen a flying monkey time to battle the lizzard king k. rool serve him like 50 served ja rule wearing a crown and a cape he about to get raped cause invaded my peaceful territory with lizards oh so predatory going to his spot called gangplank galleon we about to get battlin' on his pirate ship i ain't never scared i'm about to rip once he take the crown off i'm gonna pounce break his dome off with mass amounts when the lizard king get laced out he gonna back to life, no doubt and i'm gonna lace him out again and the monkeys gonna win mammals versus lizard donkey kong, you heard? shout out to all the niggas who got me here Rambi the Rhino Express the Ostrich, i see you, nigga my nigga Winky the Frog can't forget Engaurd the motherfuckin Swordfish and of courseSquawks the Parrot we out What is a donkey? Who is Kong? Where is a country? How can a monkey ride on top of a rhino? Why was this the only Christmas where I did not hysterically cry? All these questions and more are answered.
Author:
elganch
Tags:
donkey, kong, country, rap, greenpoint, williamsburg, hip-hop, diddy, candy, cranky, funky,
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