 | South Park Chocolate Rain Tay Zonday in South Park!? O_O |
 | "Cherry Chocolate Rain" Original Song by Tay Zonday Dr Pepper decided to make me a music video to celebrate their new Cherry Chocolate beverage! It was a fantastic shoot and I met lots of talented people! Featuring Mista Johnson http://www.mistajohnson.com Produced by True Entertainment http://www.trueentertainment.net Executive Producer, Shari Solomon Cedar http://www.trueentertainment.net Director, Jeff Tomsic http://www.jefftomsic.com Song Produced By E. Dan for ID Labs Productions http://www.idlabsmusic.com For information on Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr Pepper go to http://www.drpepper.com Download MP3: http://www.tayzonday.net/Tay_Zonday_FEAT_Mista_Johnson_Cherry_Chocolate_Rain.mp3 Lyrics: Allow me to introduce myself My name is Tay It's T-A-Y, T-A-Y to the Z This is the web and it's gonna murder your TV It was Chocolate Rain Wrote a song about that history Chocolate Rain Now I'm paid a hefty hefty fee Chocolate Rain Listen to the funky rhymes I weave Chocolate Rain I move away from the mic to breathe He moves his mouth away from the mic so he can breathe [Repeat] I wanna tell you about a love that took me by force She took my heart like a wild red horse. I call her Cherry Chocolate Rain I open the door and see you standing there Cherry Chocolate Rain Pull me in with that delicious stare Cherry Chocolate Rain I need you right now don't you want to stay Cherry Chocolate Rain Your beauty burns me like a solar ray Mista Johnson with Tay Zonday Most downloaded video clips Most exclusive video chicks Makin big videos With big city pros Got mad pad willy flows That get many dough oh Make it pop cherry Whoa, tick tock to the clock little Berry flows Ridiculous, Mista Johnson and Tay Zonday sick with this Cherry Chocolate Rain Release my love and unlock the chains Cherry Chocolate Rain Your energy is coarsing through my veins Cherry Chocolate Rain Ohio's agriculture's based on grains Cherry Chocolate Rain My love will just never be the same Dark sweet unexpected Taste the secret you're infected Cure my body's deepest pains Brought the thunder, made it rain Oh, my Cherry Chocolate Rain. I love you. This internet thing is wild. |
 | YOU GOT TAY ROLLED! "Never Gonna Give You Up" Karaoke By Tay Zonday YES, I LACK EXPRESSION. I am reading the lyrics off of a sheet above the camera. (I decided to re-activate this video.) I thought my voice might be too low in the original key, but decided not to transpose this. |
 | "Explode" Original Song by Tay Zonday RINGTONE!!! http://www.taytone.com SHIRTS!!! http://www.tayshirt.net VOCALS! MAKE YOUR OWN MIX! http://www.tayzonday.net/remix The lights are on The stage is set You're asking God If you were made for this People stare With lonely eyes "Deliver us so we can forget our lives." You don't know how To work the crowd It looked so easy On the TV show When you fail The sound ignites You know the music's gonna Save your life [Chorus] Hey kid, you're gonna get old You're not gonna be a centerfold Better blow up, better get rich Better be makin' that beat explode Hey kid, the college degree It ain't gonna beat back poverty Tough kid, it's a rough world Better be makin' that beat explode [/Chorus] People cheer and People jeer and Sometimmes they may Act in fear but Everybody now Shakes their body yeah Gets a naughty groove between the still-life. Can't make rockets But you can make souls Take off when That beat explodes yeah Takin' off 'n yeah Takin' off 'n now Takin' off 'n 'til That beat explodes yeah [Chorus] Download this MP3! RIGHT-CLICK and SAVE. (MAC USERS CTRL+CLICK) http://www.tayzonday.net/Tay_Zonday_Explode_Draft_05.04.08.mp3 |
 | "Do The Can't Dance" Original Song by Tay Zonday FREE MP3! Right-click and SAVE!* http://www.tayzonday.net/Tay_Zonday_Do_The_Cant_Dance.mp3 [Selected Tay Zonday Replies] "I think this song actually has a deep meaning that you should love what you do however you do it. "Can't dance, show all your friends off" is a deep lyric about loving yourself. Too many people have a mental handicap where they don't love themselves. This is an anthem for them." (Lyrics) Some do the River Dance Some do the Salsa Dance Some do the Chicken Dance I do the Can't Dance Some do the Square Dance Some do the Circle Dance Some do the Sun Dance I do the Can't Dance Gonna be goin out Nobody findin' out Makin' me bust a move? I never got my groove [Chorus] Do the Can't Dance Can't Dance your pants off Can't Dance Show all your friends off Can't Dance Shakin' the club up Can't Dance Don't let the beat stop Can't Dance No one but you now Can't Dance Nobody knows how Can't Dance Make it your birthday can't Dance Make it your own way [Repeat] Hey! Everybody does the can't dance I don't care what people say Grandma does the can't dance Cool kids to the can't dance Fido does the can't dance Some do the Fast Dance Some do the Slow Dance Some do the Tap Dance I do the Can't Dance Some do the Rain Dance Some do the Snow Dance Some do the Cool Dance I do the Can't Dance Gotta be lookin' sweet Cause you about to meet Someone to make you happy Don't wanna look like you're tacky [Chorus] Can't Dance Can't Dance Can't Dance |
 | "Love" Original Song by KOOBY feat. Tay Zonday FREE MP3! Right-click and SAVE!* http://www.tayzonday.net/Kooby_and_Tay_Zonday_Love.mp3 [I do not morph or synthesize my voice here! Kooby and I only multiplied it with a chorus effect. Watch my other videos if you think my voice is a "hoax."] This is my first-released internet collaboration video. Kooby sent me this track and invited me to write and perform lyrics for it. This is the result! Let us know what you think! Kooby on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/koobydotnet Pookieftw did a great video remix of this song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD2TE4xbdag Lyrics: Got another 'mornin runnin to ya Got another 'mornin 'lovin to ya baby yeah My baby Through me Right to me Got another 'mornin 'nother chance to be With you 'Runin 'barefoot on the edge of the ocean 'Dancin in the moonlight of devotion Never wanna do another thing no Never wanna another surprise Never want to have another place to sing your Lullabies My eyes are always gonna see you The world is always gonna be you 'Til another big bang sets the sky anew Give me kisses give me style Take my heart 'n run the mile Never knew another you Never knew another truth Heaven's 'callin don't you hear We got laid over under here Stick it out and never doubt Cause we can turn the world around I love you Baby 'Til my bones are stones And the world atones For the moments We're apart *This MP3 is subject to a Creative Commons License. Creative Commons License Details: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/us/ |
 | "Chocolate Rain" Original Song by Tay Zonday GET RINGTONE!!: http://www.taytone.com REMIX ALBUM!! http://www.playtay.com/ SHIRTS!! http://www.tayshirt.net SHIRTS!! FREE MP3! Right-click and SAVE! http://www.tayzonday.net/Tay_Zonday_Chocolate_Rain.mp3 This MP3 is subject to a Creative Commons License. Creative Commons License Details: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/us/ Original A Capella Vocals At 180BPM Right Click and SAVE!: http://www.tayzonday.net/CR_Vocals_Rough_180bpm.wav Heads up to remixers: I'm not sure how the long term commercial rights to the song will develop, but all commercial rights are generally reserved. "Chocolate Rain" Chocolate Rain Some stay dry and others feel the pain Chocolate Rain A baby born will die before the sin Chocolate Rain The school books say it can't be here again Chocolate Rain The prisons make you wonder where it went Chocolate Rain Build a tent and say the world is dry Chocolate Rain Zoom the camera out and see the lie Chocolate Rain Forecast to be falling yesterday Chocolate Rain Only in the past is what they say Chocolate Rain Raised your neighborhood insurance rates Chocolate Rain Makes us happy 'livin in a gate Chocolate Rain Made me cross the street the other day Chocolate Rain Made you turn your head the other way (Chorus) Chocolate Rain History quickly crashing through your veins Chocolate Rain Using you to fall back down again [Repeat] Chocolate Rain Seldom mentioned on the radio Chocolate Rain Its the fear your leaders call control Chocolate Rain Worse than swearing worse than calling names Chocolate Rain Say it publicly and you're insane Chocolate Rain No one wants to hear about it now Chocolate Rain Wish real hard it goes away somehow Chocolate Rain Makes the best of friends begin to fight Chocolate Rain But did they know each other in the light? Chocolate Rain Every February washed away Chocolate Rain Stays behind as colors celebrate Chocolate Rain The same crime has a higher price to pay chocolate Rain The judge and jury swear it's not the face (Chorus) Chocolate Rain Dirty secrets of economy Chocolate Rain Turns that body into GDP Chocolate Rain The bell curve blames the baby's DNA Chocolate Rain But test scores are how much the parents make Chocolate Rain 'Flippin cars in France the other night Chocolate Rain Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai Chocolate Rain 'Cross the world and back its all the same Chocolate Rain Angels cry and shake their heads in shame Chocolate Rain Lifts the ark of paradise in sin Chocolate Rain Which part do you think you're 'livin in? Chocolate Rain More than 'marchin more than passing law Chocolate Rain Remake how we got to where we are. (Chorus) |
 | Tay Zonday Perfoms Chocolate Rain Live On Jimmy Kimmel Tay Zonday performs chocolate rain live on Jimmy Kimmel! |
 | "Chasing Eden" Original Song by Tay Zonday THIS SONG IS ABOUT THE WAR IN IRAQ! I'm amazed by how it seems like 90% of the audience missed the song's topic. I only use Christian metaphors because I (wrongly) assumed they were common knowledge; not to advance a religious position. "Chasing Eden" is a metaphor for the failed pursuit of salvation in the most commonly accepted historical location for a "Garden of Eden," the Fertile Crescent tied to the Tigris and Euphretes rivers in IRAQ. Download the FREE MP3!* http://www.tayzonday.net/Tay_Zonday_Chasing_Eden.mp3 PC Users Right-Click and SAVE, Mac Users CTRL+Click. This song was inspired by a poem I once heard by Jason Bayani: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2030372429 LYRICS: They say Eden was a great place But that serpent had a sweet face When people gained the knowledge Eden died But they saw Eden rising In that fertile crescent lining And off we marched to make the story right [Chorus] 'Round the Tigris and Euphrates Headlines fly and we're still waiting For the good news that salvation rises here 'Round the Tigris and Euphrates I just wonder, is there really That old Eden dreamed before my knowlege came ***** Seeing that Eden would I lose it? Would my actions take me to it? Would I chase it past the sunset through the night? Would it pull on how I feel 'til that Eden seemed so real? Would I fill my home with hope that it came true? Would the angels rising there need a flag to pay the fare to reach the heaven for the ones I love? Would the money and the power take the feeling of the hour, sing drive-by prayers pretending sweet support? [Chorus] 'Round the Tigris and Euphrates Anthems part the lips of babies Singing sins the parents can't conceive 'Round the Tigris and Euphrates Hardware acts as judge and jury Making law the factory never sees 'Round the Tigris and Euphrates Symbols fill the crooks and cranies That mark turf from Chicago to Coeur d'Alene 'Round the Tigris and Euphrates We all love our heroes' faces But who believes that Eden they'll retrieve? will that ancient garden sprout? Or is starlight somewhere else? I saw it 'round those stripes the other day. Chasing Eden But it ran away PAINTING/IMAGE CREDITS (In Order Of Apperance): MICHELANGELO Buonarroti, Expusion From The Garden of Eden, 1509-1510 CAMASSEI, Andrea, The Massacre Of The Niobids 1638-39 ALTDORFER, Albrecht, The Battle of Alexander 1529 Image From NASA VISIBLE EARTH http://visibleearth.nasa.gov BOSCH, Hieronymus, Triptych of Garden of Earthly Delights (left wing) c. 1500 BOSCH, Hieronymus, Triptych of Garden of Earthly Delights (center panel) c. 1500 BRUEGHEL, Jan the Elder, Garden of Eden, 1612 Mignard, Pierre, The Heavenly Glory, 1663 BASSEN, Bartholomeus van, Renaissance Interior with Banqueters, 1618-20 ------------ *Creative Commons Attribution Non-commercial Share Alike (by-nc-sa License: "This license lets others remix, tweak, and build upon your work non-commercially, as long as they credit you and license their new creations under the identical terms. Others can download and redistribute your work just like the by-nc-nd license, but they can also translate, make remixes, and produce new stories based on your work. All new work based on yours will carry the same license, so any derivatives will also be non-commercial in nature." See details: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... |
 | "Crash Into Weird" Original Song by Tay Zonday Download the FREE MP3!* http://www.tayzonday.net/Tay_Zonday_Crash_Into_Weird.mp3 PC Users Right-Click and SAVE, Mac Users CTRL+Click. LYRICS: "Crash Into Weird" Original Song by Tay Zonday Sock 1: "Hey Tay! You're weird!" Sock 2: "Way too weird for mainstream success!" Sock 1: Can't you just be normal? Tay: "I don't know. I don't try to be weird. It just kind of happens." Hey you! You on drugs? How you gonna get a job? Don't be comin up in Here with that attitude Lookin' funny Talkin' funny Don't you wanna be somebody? Better get your look In line with soceity! Better bet You're a threat People watch your every step They get. nervous when you don't expect it What you gonna do? Cause you're only 'being you They're just scared of themselves Cause they know they're like you [Chorus] Crash into weird Make 'em think you're crazy Smash into weird Make 'em think you're faking it Crash into weird Make 'em think you lost your mind Smash into weird Make a circus act cry [Noises] I don't need any drugs This is me when I'm sober You can't get wierder So pretenders move over Is he straight? Is he gay? Is he black? Is he white? I'm walking every line Like batman at night "Sir, what's your occupation!" Well I'm kindof a singer I kinda get a groove 'N people shake it 'til they tingle I'm a deadbeat student Derilect irresponsible Dying of ADD Cause the beat is unstoppable Too weird for a grammy Picked by industry farts At the mental ward you know I'll be topping the charts Follow me to insanity Uncut humanity We're really just normal But the world is all craziness [Chorus X 3] ------------- *Creative Commons Attribution Non-commercial Share Alike (by-nc-sa License: "This license lets others remix, tweak, and build upon your work non-commercially, as long as they credit you and license their new creations under the identical terms. Others can download and redistribute your work just like the by-nc-nd license, but they can also translate, make remixes, and produce new stories based on your work. All new work based on yours will carry the same license, so any derivatives will also be non-commercial in nature." See details: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ |
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