![]() | The World Of Pam Ayres Pam Ayres was dirty really!! |
![]() | the Wesley Snipes Celebrity Pun Song A song about well-known people who have names who sound like (mostly) verbs, with illustrations. Lyrics: Ever since I bought my trusty camera I've always carried it around with me And taken every chance I've been presented To photograph lots of celebrities I've noticed that a pattern has been forming One's name can dictate one's activity And now if you'll give your attention Some examples I will mention To prove my theory... of nominative determinacy Douglas Hurd and Roger Waters, Jeremy Irons and Alan Bates Barry Took and Gracie Fields, Lynn Faulds Wood and Tom Waits Brook Shields and Axl Rose, Karl Marx and Ryan Stiles, Tony Hawks, Ralph Fiennes and then Wayne Sleep And Samuel Pepys Camilla Parker Bowles, George Wendt, Hugo Weaving and Jane Leeves Lisa Kudrow, Michael Fish, and Brian May and Jimmy Greaves Brian Cant and Imran Khan and Jennifer and Elaine Page Andrew Sachs, Guy Fawkes and Michael Stipe And Wesley Snipes Ian and Geoffrey Rush and James and Gordon Brown John and Emma Peel and Pam Ayres Harrison and Anna Ford, Katie and Vincent Price, Prunella Scales, Cherie and Tony Blair I think you'll see the truth of my assertion You only need to examine the facts So here, I have for your enthrallment This, my very last instalment To show that what you're called can truly influence your acts Barbara Windsor, J. K. Rowling, Joseph Haydn, Philip Franks David Ogden Stiers, Fred Durst, Elijah Wood and Tony Banks Ted Danson, Russell Grant, Noel Coward, Ryan Giggs George Lazenby, Pete Burns, Virginia Wade And Michael Grade Leo Tolstoy, Clement Freud, David Frost and Ricky Lake Jeff Bridges, Drew Barrymore, Reese Witherspoon, Jeremy Spake Stevie Nicks and Una Stubbs, Vanessa Feltz and Tom Cruise Robert Winston, Ringo Starr and Michael Stipe And Wesley Snipes William Shakespeare And Wesley Snipes Prince And Wesley Snipes Johann Sebastian and Carl Philip Emmanuel Bach And Wesley Snipes PS Francis Bacon |
![]() | Akaroa Cannon The Akaroa Cannon - a poem by Pam Ayres performed on Countdown Channel 4 Wednesday 19th December 2007. |
![]() | JOEP'S SCOOP PAM AYRES JOEP KLINKENBIJL MEETS PAM AYRES |
![]() | Victoria Wood Cafe Scetch Victoria Woods and Julie Walters Cafe Sketch |
![]() | Breakfast - Pam Ayres (11.09.07) Pam Ayres has been writing poems for over 30 years and recently turned 60. Her book "Surgically Enhanced" became a stage show and is set to come out on DVD on October 19th under the title "Un-Supported" and here she is talking about it all. More info on the DVD here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000V7IUC2/dvdfevecouk-21 |
![]() | Victoria Wood - Things Would Never Have Worked Victoria Wood plays piano and sings a wonderful comedy song called "Things Would Never Have Worked" - it's fantastic! From 'An Audience with Victoria Wood' (1988) |
![]() | Victoria Wood - Let's Do It An audience with Victoria Wood, ITV from the mid 80s |
![]() | Pam One of my favourite Victoria Wood songs, very funny and wity, see what you think! |
![]() | The 8-Bit Sid-Chip Sandwich Show - Episode 1 A bit of improvised jollity - hope you enjoy! The coming together of five of my great loves - films, old adverts, whoring, the SID music of the Commodore 64, and whipped cream* I was bored, and needed a creative outlet... Anybody need a presenter? Cheers A x (* the whipped cream segment had to be cut as it was way TOO filthy...) |
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