Title:
Will It Blend? - Don't Breathe This

Description:
A tribute to Tom Dickson and the "Will It Blend" series. So what if I can't sing... the lyrics are amazing. Here they are: Don't breathe this Don't breathe this Don't breathe this Don't breathe this My-my-my-my (don't breathe this) blender mixes so well Makes me wanna yell, what the heck "Thank you for buying me A Blendtec blender for my family" It looks good On my countertop A total blender from Utah And it's known, as such And this is smoke-uh! You can't breathe I told you Kenmore Don't breathe this Yeah that smoke burns and you know Don't breathe this Don't get it in your eyes man Don't breathe this Yo let me blend some crazy stuff Don't breathe this Fresh made salsa and shakes It'll make anything now you know you wanna blend So move out of your seat Order one today and hit the street To tell Everyone Blend a little bit and let 'em know what's going on Like that Like that Dickson on a mission to blend his crap To let 'em know that it's enough And this is the smoke, uh They can't breathe Yo I told you Don't breathe this Why you using Black and Decker man? Don't breathe this Yo, set it on smoothie, smart touch is in Don't breathe this Give me a broom, or rake Mixing them up That's what I'm giving 'em Now, you know You talk about Tom you're talking about a demo Of blenders, and stuff Blades are spinning so hold on tight Prepare, yourselves For what is coming on YouTube's "Will it Blend" Subscribe To my videos or I might die That's word cause you know Don't breathe this Don't breathe this Blend it up! Stop... Tommy time Go with the flow It is said That "Will it Blend" Is the real deal man So throw, your blender out the door Get a Blendtec, don't try this at home Or you might, lose a hand Make a wrong move it'll cut off your finger Set a cycle on Just for a minute lets all do the blend Chop, grind, crush Yeah, don't breathe this Look man, don't breathe this You better not breathe this cause You know it's not good Don't breathe this Set it on smoothie, smart touch is in Blend it up! Stop... Tommy time Don't breathe this Don't breathe this Don't breathe this Blend it up! Stop... Tommy time Every time you see him The Tommy's just so psyched He's wearing safety glasses And he's busy crushing ice So why would he ever stop doing this? When other lame blenders just don't do the trick? He's famous on YouTube From Brazil to the UK It's Tommy, go Tommy, blend Tommy, yo Tommy He has one thing to say Don't breathe this Don't breathe this Don't breathe this Don't breathe this Yeah, don't breathe this I told you, don't breathe this Don't breathe this Yo, we outta here Don't breathe this

Author:
fellowshipofthepen

Tags:
blend, blender, blendtec, can't, hammer, it, mc, parody, spoof, this, touch, will,