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Title:
FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
Description:
Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.
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TheOnion
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FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
Description:
Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.
Author:
TheOnion
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