 | Tax Rap Battle 01 Rhett and Link begin the epic battle. |
 | Tax Rap Battle 02 Who dares to challenge the $25000 Turbo Tax rap contest winner in a Rap Battle? |
 | Turbo Tax Rap - It's Deductible It's Deductible (this was originally made for Youtube's Turbo Tax Rap Video Contest and still exists cause it's just too dope to not expose to the world) Lyrics: Yo it's that time of year and I'm not talking bout Christmas It's government regulated so you better not miss this April 15th is comin on us real fast So I pulled out my statements and receipts from the past I used to go to the accountant that lives on my block But realized that's just a waste of doe and time on the clock Now I use turbo tax to do my 1040 E'z Everybody's usin it it's spreading like a disease I got my w-2 from my old 9-5 That come along with those paychecks that I need to survive But 07' is different I'm doin more to get by I got my 10-99 cause I've been hustlin' on the side Now things are getting tough and I wish I was wiser Here comes turbo tax with the deduction maximizer Gives me the right guidance,options and then some This year my refund might be more than my income (a yo yo b, but how do I know whats deductible?) (ahahaha, listen up) The interest on your car (It's deductible) The uniform that you wore (It's deductible) Your donations to the poor (It's deductible) (what?) It's deductible (what?) It's deductible Checks for your student loans (It's deductible) The bill for your business phone (It's deductible) Your home office that you own (It's deductible) (what?) It's deductible (what?) It's deductible |
 | "Come Right Back" - TURBO TAX RAP CONTEST ENTRY - Live Rap Thanks to everyone who took their time to vote! Fortunately, I did not win the top 3 spot, but I did get a "Viewers Choice Award". For that, I get Bling and a gift certificate to iTunes. And yes, the money is real! And yes, the song is horrible! Come Right Back I got a dirty south beat I kinda made here as you can see here I'm not really a gangster but let me tell you facts, facts about a tax the IRS takes if you don't pay you get the axe I love my standard, and itemized deductions that's what I want, a turbo tax reduction vanilla ice, I'd love to be you but I'll never be as talented or sexy as you turbo tax, ta-ta-ta-turbo tax, makes the money I give, come right back turbo tax, ta-ta-ta-turbo tax, are you feeling my heart, are you feeling this track turbo tax, ta-ta-ta-turbo tax, makes the money I give, come right back turbo tax, ta-ta-ta-turbo tax, money money money it comes right back turbo tax homies, I got no withholding I do my own taxes oh it's so bologna but there's no worry, we're super team thrice turbo tax, me, and vanilla ice how bad can it get, just some minor calculations add up all my receipts and put it in the application I love the sensation, it's like a tropical vacation I love taxes so much, we need a celebration http://www.myspace.com/davidchoimusic |
 | Tax Rap Battle 03-Beatbox Recorder Beatbox flute, eh? Rhett and Link battle back. |
 | Turbo Tax Rap - 1040EZ feat MC 9Lives Get Intuit (click on Tax Rap Logo to Vote!) 1040EZ feat MC 9Lives thanks for watching! |
 | Encyclopedia Rap Get the mp3 on iTunes: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=269300920&s=143441 Don't underestimate your encyclopedia. Rhett and Link's Viral BOOM #17. |
 | $1,000 2nd Place Winner: "Get Your Tax On" by RhettandLink The Tax Rap Second Place Winner |
 | Drive-Thru Rap: Healthy Version Well I been meaning to control my caloric intake so I'm startin off with a fruit and yogurt parfait. I got my friend here in the the passenger seat-- I wanna lettuce sandwich and make my bun wheat. Is that all you want? Nah, I'll take a snack wrap. But fill it with tofu. Do ya'll have that? Gimme a grilled chicken sandwich; I been meaning to try it. And Biggie size my soda but you better make it diet. And hold up 'cause this rhyme and through yet. Give us some balsamic vin-egret. I got cash--I got debit. Can we do these orders separate? You still owe me five bucks. You're never gonna get it. |
 | TurboTax Rap Phone Call We got a call from TurboTax... |
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