 | Bredasdorp High Aurum Awards 2008 (Part 1) just small peek of what happend at the annual Bredasdorp (South Africa) High School Aurum Awards of 2008. This is the opening that showed at the beginning of the award ceremony. If you are a student of the school and want an copy of the whole evening on dvd you can contact me. |
 | Live Air to Air missile demonstration Test Flight Development Centre Bredasdorp South Africa Airshow with SAAF Cheetah firing air to air missile at flare target |
 | Bredasdorp High Aurum Awards 2008 (Part 6) just small peek of what happend at the annual Bredasdorp (South Africa) High School Aurum Awards of 2008. This is a cutscene (Supposed to be "THE BIGGEST LOSER") that showed during the enthusiasum award. If you are a student of the school and want an copy of the whole evening on dvd you can contact me. |
 | white sharks gans bay aout 2006 plongee en cage avec les requins blancs a Gans bay. Afrique du sud |
 | #6: South African accent by Miss Koekie (sexy Boer meisie) A video tutorial for Miss Cupcake/misscupcake. An example of English as spoken by a South African of Afrikaans or Boer descent. This was a spur of the moment ad-lib thing. Just happened to be wearing an orange T-shirt that day. Hence the Cheetahs. Have now pissed off about half a million big ugly aggressive Vrystaat rugby supporters. And their brothers. Incest -- fun for the whole family. Eish. Talk about a Darwin award moment. Dom doos. (Translation: stupid er... box). If you don't see another video from me it's because I have been dealt a huge snotklap/poesklap. Could just as easily have been one of the other Super 14 or Currie Cup teams like the Bulls or Stormers or Sharks or whatever. So please tell Kabamba Floors not to come and bliksem me. (Okay, now I must just try to somehow legitimately mention the Springbok wing Bryan Habana in this video description to ensure a huge increase in the number of views. Sorry, nope. Can't think of anything relevant. Nor for biltong, braai, koeksister, piel, tiete, fanny, ass, booty or Zuma. So I'll just leave it at that.) Apologies for the low-brow campfire skit/skool Konsert quality of the humour. I keep intending to do some intelligent, insightful, funny, witty, provocative, erudite stuff. You know: talking about evolution and polygamy and the psychology of politically-incorrect Siamese twins. And self-consciously ironic analyses of kinky vids with titles like "contortionist sex" and "Asian foot fetish" and "Paris Hilton with naked farm animals in close-up" and well... other stuff that should probably be left where it belongs, in my head. (Yes, I know, farm animals are naked by default. If THEY had clothes on, that would be REALLY kinky.) But that all takes time, and I'm a lazy bastard. So I end up doing this sort of shit when I have 5 minutes to spare. If you're looking for intelligent humour, what the hell are you doing on YouTube? I hope you find it funny anyway. My secretary pissed herself, if that's any recommendation. There go her internet privileges. I'm the BOSS, dammit. No laughing! So here I was, channelling Miss Koekie. She might end up reminding you of someone famous. Or someone you've met. Or someone you've had sex with. Hey, I lived in Pretoria for 6 years. A guy gets lonely. Okay, so she wasn't quite as pretty or sexy as Miss Koekie, but she definitely had less facial hair. I think. Look, it was dark. I was drunk. It was a long time ago. Ooooookay. Time to sign off, before I start embarrassing myself. Names and faces have been changed to protect the ignorant people involved. This video was filmed on location in South Africa, home to the famous Kruger Park, recently featured in a video which won the YouTube award for Best Documentary and got millions of views and comments. (The one with the battle between the lions, crocodile and the baby buffalo.) My accent isn't nearly as stupid as the South African "Land Rover Jockey" in that one. Or the tourists, for that matter. |
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 | Kate Hudson gets Uncensored with Dane & Jason on Sex, Strippers & A-Holes! http://www.ngtv.com Hey Boys and Girls, it's time to get down with the amazingly hot Kate Hudson, Dane Cook and Jason Biggs in another exclusive and uncensored episode of UP CLOSE with CARRIE KEAGAN featuring the cast of My Best Friend's Girl!!! Smart, beautiful and headstrong, Alexis is the girl of Dustins dreams. But after only five weeks of dating, the love-struck Dustin is coming on so strong that Alexis is forced to slow things down permanently. Devastated and desperate to get her back, Dustin turns to his best friend, Tank, the rebound specialist. A master at seducing and offending women, Tank gets hired by freshly dumped guys to take their ex-girlfriends out on the worst date of their lives an experience so horrible it sends them running gratefully back to their beaus. But when Tank works his magic on Alexis, he ends up meeting the challenge of a lifetime. Alexis is the first girl who knows how to call his bluff, and Tank soon finds himself torn between his loyalty to Dustin and a strange new attraction to his best friends girl. An outrageous, sexy, no-holds-barred romantic comedy, Lionsgates MY BEST FRIENDS GIRL stars Dane Cook, Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs, and Alec Baldwin. MY BEST FRIENDS GIRL is directed by Howard Deutch and written by Jordan Cahan. NO GOOD TELEVISION stars Carrie Keagan and Shark Firestone and showcases over a dozen original shows featuring raw, real and uncensored interviews with the biggest stars in the world from music, movies and TV. It also has uncensored, uncut, explicit and director's cut versions of music videos. NO GOOD TV aka NGTV can be found at NGTV.com. It's the most fun you'll ever have with your pants on!! |
 | Layla-Shiri maimon This is shiri maimon..singing'Layla' Hope u enjoy!! xxx |
 | Village Meander I filmed one of my walks through the village in Dondo, Mozambique. |
 | aurum - contra reloj este es un video de un grupo muy bakano de punk llamado aurum |
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