 | Unwritten Law - Shoulda Known Better (Actual Video) Following up from my homemade version, here is the official version of the Shoulda Known Better video, by unwritten law themselves. Thanks to the people over at http://z6.invisionfree.com/Unwritten_Law This is the first time this video has been uploaded on youtube! |
 | mickey avalon - hustler hall of fame The road to the top through crossguards and hard knocks Copper penny times and endless city blocks Thieves straight an arrow and crooked rent-a-cops Shooting craps in the back of vacant lots Three ring circus acts and worthless facts Dancing in my soulless soggy bowl of dig 'em smacks Fist-fucking faggots at the Y on gym mats Rats run the wire while I'm looking for a match I go back and forth just like a cameo song Honeys wanna love me but the line is long I make 'em take a number Wake 'em from their slumber What you know about Mickey? (He's a bad motherfucker) Truckers get my digits off the stalls of rest stops I'm sick on the microphone like smallpox Wall-eyed babies go crazy when I rock Blind old ladies enter diabetic shock Cause it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum frown Cause it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum frown I flow like Niagara, so go tell your manager That Mickey Avalon ain't no motherfuckin' amateur I fly flicks with my dick at your camera I rip the stick out my girl's Porsche Carrera I brought your whole formula, just warmin' up Storm the frontline and then find a spot for lunch Toxic-proof punch when the loot comes Rocket boosters with my boots on Underneath the tundra reach out for the Thundercats Holds no better than this brother act I ripped the rubber mats out your lover's pad And kicked your mother's ass right in front of your dad Last night, a brass pipe and a flashlight Smashed my crown and left me down with a black eye The bad guy walking over landmines, who can't die but still tries Cause it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum frown Cause it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum frown Leave your God and your politics back at home Cause I just wanna drink and be left alone I gotta girl who likes to talk my ear off, see So when I'm at the bar stay away from me Don't ask for a smoke or to make some change I don't care about your kid or your menstrual pains You can call me rude but I like my solitude And we don't need to chat while we're playing pool So stay cool mister, I wasn't lookin' at your sister That snaggletoothed sea hag, lips all blistered Now rack the balls while I'm in the stall Pissin' out vodka and markin' up the walls I turn off the ringer when my lady calls And don't point your finger unless you want to brawl I chalk up my cue and sink the eight ball Then reach into my pocket and light a Pall Mall Cause it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum frown Cause it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum frown |
 | Unwritten Law with Mickey Avalon "Shoulda Known Better" Live Unwritten Law with Mickey Avalon "Shoulda Known Better" Live |
 | Mickey Avalon - Make Love - Music Video A live performance at the Roxy. Cut and spliced with some psychedelic images. The song uses a Muddy Waters sample and is one of Mickey's finest tracks. This one's for the real fans out there. Enjoy. |
 | Mickey Avalon Documentary 1/3 - High Quality Mickey Avalon, prince of the LA underworld, is the focus of this 3 part documentary featuring interviews and live performances at the Roxy. Guests include Dirt Nasty, Andre Legacy and Beardo. Come get some. Phanatic Films Directed by Alex Robertson-Dworet |
 | My Dick-Mickey Avalon w/ Lyrics My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick- bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kid's My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shit look like you fourteen My dick- locked in a cage, right Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick- so hot, it's stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman My dick- pink and big Your dick stinks like shit My dick got a Caesar do, Your dick needs a tweezer, dude My dick is like super size Your dick look like two fries My dick- more mass than the Earth Your dick- half staff, it needs work My dick- been there done that Your dick sits there with dunce cap My dick- V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D. It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus My dick need no introduction Your dick don't even function My dick served a whole lunch-in Your dick- it look like a munchkin My dick- size of a pumpkin Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin My dick- good good lovin' Your dick- good for nothin' My dick bench pressed 350 Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty My dick- pretty damn skimpy Your dick- hungry as a hippie My dick don't fit down the chimney Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines My dick is like an M16 Your dick- broken vending machine My dick parts the seas Your dick farts and queefs My dick- rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle My dick goes to yoga Your dick- fruit roll-up My dick- grade-A beef Your dick- Mayday geek My dick- sick and dangerous Your dick- quick and painless My dick- 'nuff said. Your dick loves Fred It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus |
 | Mickey Avalon - Sweet Surprise - Dec 31 2006 at The Roxy Mickey Avalon performs "Sweet Surprise" New Year's Eve, December 31, 2006 at The Roxy in Hollywood. |
 | Mickey Avalon - Friends & Lovers - Music Video "Friends & Lovers" Music Video Directed by Alex Robertson-Dworet PhanaticFilms.com |
 | Mickey Avalon - Dance Mickey Avalon Live at Metro Chicago on 3/6/07 |
 | Boost Mobile Commercial: Spoof If you have ever seen that Boost Mobile Commercial with Jermaine Dupri, Young Jeezy, and that gay dude that nobody knows, you will appreciate this |
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