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Title:
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Couch Potato
Description:
Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo! Remote is ready Eyes wide, palms are sweaty "The Flintstones" on the TV already Wilma n' Betty No virgin to channel surfin' And I'm HD-ready So I flip, garbage is all I'm getting There's Simon Cowell Who folks wanna disembowell He opens his mouth Always says something foul They're dyin', wow! Wannabes are cryin' now He votes them out Time to throw in the towel Shows based on reality Oh! The humanity Oh! Ozzy's family Sho' loves profanity Woah! The insanity Oh! Dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity? No! They live happily Yo! Plus, "Da Ali G Show" And "Celebrity Mole" Oh, there's Anna Nicole Well, she's scarin' me "Look ma, no cavities" Oh! It's a station break Better go out to the kitchen And microwave somethin' "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV!" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show My cable gets C-SPAN, TV Land, and HBO The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV!" They told me, cajoled me "Turn off those music videos!" I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV Land, and HBO The History Channel, and QVC, and Lifetime My butt is aching As I watch "NASCAR Racing" That show about undertaking Larry King To "24" to "Law and Order" The Weather Chanel's boring Like "60 Minutes"' ancient reporters Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story" The rise and decline of 12 actors named Corey Shows for next fall, they've already been namin' "CSI: Boise" and "Touched by an Uncle" Both sound pretty lame and So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond" And "King of Queens" Jumped the shark the first minute I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it I'll move right onto "8 Simple Rules for Datin' My Teenage Daughter" Then I bet I'll watch "The Bachelorette" Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter" And "The Muppet Show" Where they go "mahna mahna" "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV!" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show My cable gets C-SPAN, TV Land, and HBO The Disney Channel, and A&E, and Lifetime "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV!" They told me, cajoled me But I still love Lisa Kudrow I'm lookin' at C-SPAN, TV Land, and HBO The Playboy Channel, and Court TV, and Lifetime Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost in Space" I've seen each "Amazing Race" And "Without a Trace" But I only watched "Will and Grace" One time, one day Wish I hadn't 'Cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour After that, felt like I needed a long shower Network execs with naked ambitions "Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians!" Like to tie up those programming planners Make 'em watch all of that junk 'Till their heads explode just like "Scanners" Leech-covered, grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor" Look, there's James Lipton Discussin' the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider And there's "Gilligan" and "Spongebob" Plus, there's "MacGyver" And Jay Leno has got Madonna Hey, there's Luke Perry On a special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey" Wanna turn on "ET" 'Cause I'm a gossip freak And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week A 30-second spot Then, we come back to "Are You Hot?" I was plannin' on recordin' "The Sopranos" I forgot I love shows with or without a plot I'll stare 'till my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot Because I only have got one brain to rot I'm gonna spend my life watchin' television a lot "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV!" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show My cable gets C-SPAN, TV Land, and HBO The Sci-fi Channel, and AMC, and Lifetime "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV!" They told me, cajoled me "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show!" I got it on C-SPAN, TV Land, and HBO The Learnin' Channel, and MTV, and Lifetime You can watch anything you want to, man!
Author:
Enzo000000000
Tags:
Weird, Al, Couch, Potato, Lose, Yourself, Eminem,
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Couch Potato
Description:
Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo! Remote is ready Eyes wide, palms are sweaty "The Flintstones" on the TV already Wilma n' Betty No virgin to channel surfin' And I'm HD-ready So I flip, garbage is all I'm getting There's Simon Cowell Who folks wanna disembowell He opens his mouth Always says something foul They're dyin', wow! Wannabes are cryin' now He votes them out Time to throw in the towel Shows based on reality Oh! The humanity Oh! Ozzy's family Sho' loves profanity Woah! The insanity Oh! Dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity? No! They live happily Yo! Plus, "Da Ali G Show" And "Celebrity Mole" Oh, there's Anna Nicole Well, she's scarin' me "Look ma, no cavities" Oh! It's a station break Better go out to the kitchen And microwave somethin' "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV!" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show My cable gets C-SPAN, TV Land, and HBO The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV!" They told me, cajoled me "Turn off those music videos!" I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV Land, and HBO The History Channel, and QVC, and Lifetime My butt is aching As I watch "NASCAR Racing" That show about undertaking Larry King To "24" to "Law and Order" The Weather Chanel's boring Like "60 Minutes"' ancient reporters Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story" The rise and decline of 12 actors named Corey Shows for next fall, they've already been namin' "CSI: Boise" and "Touched by an Uncle" Both sound pretty lame and So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond" And "King of Queens" Jumped the shark the first minute I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it I'll move right onto "8 Simple Rules for Datin' My Teenage Daughter" Then I bet I'll watch "The Bachelorette" Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter" And "The Muppet Show" Where they go "mahna mahna" "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV!" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show My cable gets C-SPAN, TV Land, and HBO The Disney Channel, and A&E, and Lifetime "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV!" They told me, cajoled me But I still love Lisa Kudrow I'm lookin' at C-SPAN, TV Land, and HBO The Playboy Channel, and Court TV, and Lifetime Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost in Space" I've seen each "Amazing Race" And "Without a Trace" But I only watched "Will and Grace" One time, one day Wish I hadn't 'Cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour After that, felt like I needed a long shower Network execs with naked ambitions "Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians!" Like to tie up those programming planners Make 'em watch all of that junk 'Till their heads explode just like "Scanners" Leech-covered, grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor" Look, there's James Lipton Discussin' the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider And there's "Gilligan" and "Spongebob" Plus, there's "MacGyver" And Jay Leno has got Madonna Hey, there's Luke Perry On a special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey" Wanna turn on "ET" 'Cause I'm a gossip freak And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week A 30-second spot Then, we come back to "Are You Hot?" I was plannin' on recordin' "The Sopranos" I forgot I love shows with or without a plot I'll stare 'till my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot Because I only have got one brain to rot I'm gonna spend my life watchin' television a lot "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV!" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show My cable gets C-SPAN, TV Land, and HBO The Sci-fi Channel, and AMC, and Lifetime "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV!" They told me, cajoled me "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show!" I got it on C-SPAN, TV Land, and HBO The Learnin' Channel, and MTV, and Lifetime You can watch anything you want to, man!
Author:
Enzo000000000
Tags:
Weird, Al, Couch, Potato, Lose, Yourself, Eminem,
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