 | Flight of the Conchords Ep 4 If You're Into It If you want me to I could hang 'round with you If I only knew That's what you're into. You and him Him and you If that's what You're into Him hanging 'round Around you You're hanging 'round Yeah, you're there too. And if you want me to I will take off all my clothes for you I will take off all my clothes for you If that's what you're into How 'bout him In the nude? If that's what You're into. In the nude in front of you Is that what you'd wanna view? If it's cool with you I'll let you get naked too It could be a dream come true Providing that's what you are into Is that what You're into? Him and you In the nude? That's what he's prepared to do Is that the kind of thing you think you might be into? And then maybe later We get hot by the refrigerator In the kitchen next to the pantry You think that might be what you fancy? In the buff Being rude Doing stuff With the food Getting lewd With his food We heard that's what you are into Then on our next date Well, you could bring your roommate I don't know if Stu is keen to But if you want we could double-team you How about you And two dudes? Him, you and Stu In the nude Being lewd with two dudes with food Well, that's if Stu's into it, too All the things I'd do The things I'd do for you If I only knew That's what you're into Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net |
 | Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros Lyrics from whatthefolk.net I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fly and the birds are on my back And I'm horny I'm horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I'm not just wild, I'm trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That's how it goes Here's the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve. My rhymes and records they don't get played Because my records and rhymes they don't get made And if you rap like me you don't get paid And if you roll like me you don't get laid. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this. Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy. Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why? Why? Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party. Hey! Ho! I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Who's the motherflippin? I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Motherflippin' |
 | Flight of the Conchords - You're So Beautiful Ep 1 Flight of the Conchords - You're So Beautiful Ep 1 |
 | Flight of the Conchords- Business Time Flight of the Conchords performing their song "Business Time." |
 | Flight of the Conchords Ep 7 'Mutha Uckers' Too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my shi- There's too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my shi- Uckin' with my shi- Too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my shi- With my shi- How many mutha uckas? Too many to count Mutha uckas I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me And I'm out for my account 'Cause out on A.P On AP Yeah, you know me Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee Makes my payment short My rent comes back to me Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty So you'll see me 'cause of your mutha uckin' fee Read the words On my ATM slip, it said We're all mutha uckas And we're uckin' with your shi- Too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my shi- My transaction shi-! There's too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my shi- My weekly statement shi-! My weekly statement shi-! Too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my shi- With my balance shi-! How many mutha uckas? Too many to count Mutha uckas The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious Cut the cra- ... I need my red delicious Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin' fruit salad Then... ... Granny Smith... ... ...an avocado... ... b-... -a... ... ...a mango... ... Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah! Too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my shi- I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka There's too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my shi- He's gonna wake up in a smoothie Too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my (beatboxing) Everybody come on! Too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shhhhh Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net |
 | Flight of the Conchords Ep 6 Bret, You've got it Going On Hey there Bret, I see you're looking down. Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown, Just because I get more women than you, Well that's only because they don't know you like I do. Sure you weedy, and kinda shy, But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy, They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay, So just hear me out when I say... Bret you got it going on! The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality. I said Bret you got it going ooon! Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate I wanted to say that your looking ok mate!" Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem. Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable, Because you're bumpable, Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable, If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Bret help me out now. Bret you got it going on! (Got it going on) That's the conclusion that I've come to, But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you. Bret you got it going ooon! (Got it going on...) No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady. OH, if one of us was a lady! And I was your man, if I was your man. Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman, And then I imagine you with some bosoms. In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely, And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel, I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you. And I just lay there and spooned you. Bret, you got it going on. |
 | Flight Of The Conchords - Frodo, Don't Wear The Ring From Flight Of The Conchords, Season 1 Episode 11 |
 | Flight of the Conchords - Most beautiful girl Flight of the Conchords - Most beautiful girl |
 | Flight of the Conchords - Humans Are Dead Music video for the Flight of the Conchords song "Humans Are Dead" |
 | Flight of the Conchords Ep2 She's So Hot - Boom Oh my God. She's so hot. She's so flippin' hot. She's like a curry. I want to tell her how hot she is, but she'll think I'm being sexist. She's so hot she's making me sexist. Bitch. I think I need a 1983 Casio DG-20 electric guitar Set to electric mandolin Some drums Yeah Hear me now! I see you with a sign I want to boom like it's never been done Bust moves like the click boom of a gun My beats stay locked and my eyes are zooming My feet start tweaking and my body's booming The first day of boom and the flowers are blooming Booty boom bass and the party is booming Boom ba-boom like a rocket taking off to the moon Boom boom like a bride and boom-ah See you shaking that boom boom See you looking at my boom boom See you want some boom boom It's clear it's boom time Boom boom Let me buy you a boom boom You order a fancy boom You like boom And I like boom Enough small boom let's boom the boom-ah Fast-forward, selecta Now we're rolling on a boom boom Riding to my private room And we boom whats boom and we both assume We're gonna boom boom boom 'til the break of boom Who's the boom king? Who? I'm the boom king. What? Who's the boom king? Tell me now. I'm the boom king He's the boom king My phone is beeping, it's B-boom Boom He's back from ten years doom and gloom He said he had his boom chopped off in the boom But the crazy boom still loves to boom Unzip the boom and the lens goes boom Your b-boom drops Ba-boom ba-boom boom We both get freaky and my boom gets leaky Then we boom boom boom boom Boom boom boom Who's the boom king? Who? I'm the boom king What? Who's the boom king? Hah! I'm the boom king Bret's the boom king |
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