A sample of the awful story Eye of Argon from a competitive reading at Philcon 2006.

Recorded but never released in the early 90's by an unknown group called Passing Time. Original Music written by Michael "Mick" Martin

The Revenge Begins with a disclaimer, a double murder and opening credits. ~~This is a film shot mostly on High-8mm video. Its grainy quality is due to the loss of the original footage in 2004 that required a print to be made from the rough cut of the internet "dailies" assembled in October 2000. The film is an intentional throwback to the low-budget horror flicks of the late 70s/early 80s (complete with "rockin'" 80s power chord-driven scores and awful in-jokes) but intended for audiences of Mystery Science Theater. The Disclaimer was attached as a "thank you" for its premiere at PhilCon 2005 in Philadelphia, PA. Originally the opening scene was to take place in the back of a rented limo with the rental driver taking a leak on a tree. Killed by an unseen attacker, the driver would collapse and we'd follow a shadowy figure to the back of the limo to reveal two young, sexy 20-somethings as naked as we could get in the middle of their Bill-n-Monica role-play. Well, the limo, its driver and the 2 "sexy" actors were unavailable so a tent was pitched and two producers played a middle-aged blue-collar couple camping in the woods. Much of the movie would change in this way based on budget, schedule conflicts and common sense. But it was a lot of fun and even weirder than we hoped it would turn out. So, grab a six of your favorite malted beverage, kick back and enjoy the cheesy goodness of "The Revenge of Ringo." Features: Roy Winger as Man in Clinton Mask Olga Svensaan as Woman in Beret and Richard Frantz as Ringo

Why I hate Thanksgiving Day, and a poem about the "Breakup"