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The Beatles - I am the walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday; man, you've been a naughty boy, you've let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus. Goo goo g'joob. Mister city, p'liceman sitting. Pretty, little p'liceman in a row. See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run. I'm crying (x4) Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crab a locker fishwife, pornographic priesters. Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus. Goo goo g'joob. Sitting in an english garden, waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus. Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob. Expert texperts, choking smokers. Don't you think the joker laughts at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide. I'm crying. Semolina pilchard climbing up the eiffel tower. Elementary penguin singin' hare krishna. Man, you should've seen them Kicking Edgar Allan Poe. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus. Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob g'joob...joob joobe..xD

Medical pedigrees with TeX and PSTricks: New advances...

Full video: http://river-valley.tv/conferences/tug2008/#0301-Boris_Veytsman A medical pedigree is an important tool for researchers, clinicians, students and patients. It helps to diagnose many hereditary diseases, estimate risks for family members, etc (Bennett, Steinhaus, Uhrich, O'Sullivan, Resta, Lochner--Doyle, Markei, Vincent, and Hamanishi, 1995). Recently we reported a comprehensive package for automatic pedigree drawing (Veytsman and Akhmadeeva, 2006; Veytsman and Akhmadeeva, 2007). Since then we extended the algorithm for a number of complex cases, including correct drawing of consanguinic relationships, twins and many others. In this talk we review the facilities of the current version of the program and the new challenges in computer--aided drawing of medical pedigrees. We try to make the talk interesting to TeXnicians and TeXperts by discussing the experience of design a TeX--based application working in a "real world". -- Boris Veytsman Computational Materials Science Center, MS 6A2 George Mason University,Fairfax, VA 22030 Leila Akhmadeeva Bashkir State Medical University 3 Lenina Str. Ufa, 450000, Russia

Thomas's big blow

Thomas makes a ball explode all over his face in the office leaving bright yellow glue over everything and his colleagues stunned

The Beatles-I Am The Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. MAN, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister City P'liceman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run. I'm crying. I'm cry------------ing, I'm crying. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your Knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come, you get a tan from Standing in the English rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob. Expert texpert choking smokers, Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha) See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide. I'm crying. Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo (rhythmical speaking along with juba's). Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba..... (speaking)

The Beatles- I Am The Walrus (With Lyrics)

Lyrics From Http://www.beatleslyricsarchive.com I am he As you are he As you are me And we are all together. See how they run Like pigs from a gun See how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come. Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday man you been a naughty boy You let your face grow long. I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman - Oh I am the walrus coo-coo-ca-choo. Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row, See how they fly Like Lucy in the sky See how they run. I'm crying - I'm crying I'm crying. Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife pornographic Priestess boy you been a naughty girl, You let your knickers down. I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen - Oh I am the walrus coo-coo-ca-choo. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun, If the sun don't come, you get a tan from Standing in the English rain. I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen - Oh I am the walrus coo-coo-ca-choo. Expert texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha! See how they smile, Like pigs in a sty, See how they snied. I'm crying. Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe. I am the eggman oh, they are they eggmen - Oh I am the walrus coo-coo-ca-choo coo-coo-ca-choo choo coo-coo-ca-choo

The Playoff "Only Lover"

The Playoff performing the song Only Lover at the Nite Lite in Berwyn IL. The Playoff is made up of former members of split habit and texpert.

Abraar Iqbal Riding His Bike

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I am the Walrus by Banner and Casey

Here are the words so you can sing along I am he asyou are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come corporation t-shirt stupid bloody tuesday man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggman, I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Mr. City P'licemn sitting pretty little p'licemen in a row see how they fly like lucy in the sky see how they run, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dogs eye crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I'm the eggman, they are the eggman, I am the walrus goo goo g'joob link sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain I am the eggman, they are the eggman I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you (Ha ha ha) See how they smile like pigs in the sty see how they snied, I'm crying Semolina pilchard Climbing up the eiffel tower elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe I'm the eggman, they are the eggman I am the walrus

The Beatles - I Am The Walrus

The Beatles - I Am The Walrus Copyright - 1967 EMI Records Ltd. High Quality: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en2Pg53428E&feature=email&fmt=18 "I Am the Walrus" is a 1967 song by The Beatles, written by John Lennon and credited to Lennon/McCartney. Lennon claimed he wrote the first two lines on separate acid trips. The song was in the Beatles' 1967 television film and album Magical Mystery Tour, and was the B-side to the #1 hit "Hello, Goodbye". Lennon composed the avant-garde song by combining three songs he had been working on. When he learned that a teacher at his old primary school was having his students analyse Beatles' lyrics, he added a verse of nonsense words. The walrus is a reference to the walrus in Lewis Carroll's "The Walrus and the Carpenter" (from the book Through the Looking-Glass). Lennon expressed dismay that the walrus was the villain in the poem. Origins The genesis of the lyrics is found in three song ideas that Lennon was working on, the first of which was inspired by hearing a police siren at his home in Weybridge; Lennon wrote the lines "Mis-ter cit-y police-man" to the rhythm of the siren. The second idea was a short rhyme about Lennon sitting in his garden, while the third was a nonsense lyric about sitting on a corn flake. Unable to finish the ideas as three different songs, he combined them into one. Lennon received a letter from a pupil at Quarry Bank Grammar School, which he had attended. The writer mentioned that the English master was making his class analyse Beatles lyrics (Lennon wrote an answer, dated September 1, 1967, which was auctioned by Christie's of London in 1992). Lennon, amused that a teacher was putting so much effort into understanding Beatles lyrics, wrote the most confusing lyric he could. Lennon's friend and former fellow member of The Quarrymen, Peter Shotton, was visiting, and Lennon asked Shotton about a playground nursery rhyme they sang as children. Who was the Walrus? In the booklet that accompanies the Magical Mystery Tour album, "I Am the Walrus" is given the subtitle (in small print) "'No you're not!' said Little Nicola." The 1968 Beatles song "Glass Onion", written by Lennon, and featured on the White Album, refers to earlier Beatles compositions. Referring to "I Am the Walrus", Lennon sings, "Here's another clue for you all, the walrus was Paul." In the 1980 Playboy interview, John responded to the confusion: "I threw the line in — 'the Walrus was Paul' — just to confuse everybody a bit more. And I thought 'Walrus' has now become me, meaning 'I am the one.' Only it didn't mean that in this song." Lennon also comments in The Beatles Anthology that he wrote the song at a point when the band was beginning to fall apart, and he hoped that by inserting this line in combination with "I told you 'bout the walrus and me man, you know that we're as close as can be man", he could begin to patch things up with the band. Lennon said that the fact that McCartney was dressed as a walrus on the cover of the Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour LP inspired the line. Also, Lennon himself was dressed as a walrus in the music video for "I Am the Walrus", instead of Paul who is wearing a hippopotamus costume. On Lennon's 1970 solo album Plastic Ono Band, the song "God" contains the lines "I was the walrus, but now I'm John." Lyrics: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long I am the eggman they are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Mr. city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Expert, texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I'm crying Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' goo goo goo g' joob goo juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba

The Beatles - I`m The Walrus

The Beatles - I`m The Walrus I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long I am the eggman they are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Mr. city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Expert, texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I'm crying Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' goo goo goo g' joob goo juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba