"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe. What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented! Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below. (Thank you BelleFlower15!) "The Mom Song" Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed Wash your face Brush your teeth Comb your sleepyhead Here's your clothes and your shoes Hear the words I said Get up now! Get up and make your bed Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play Don't shovel Chew slowly But hurry The bus is here Be careful Come back here Did you wash behind your ears? Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair? Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare Get along! Don't make me come down there Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day? Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay? Can you even hear a word I say? Answer the phone! Get off the phone! Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table No more computer time tonight! Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home? Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight Eat the food I put upon your plate Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three Get a job, get a life, get a PHD Get a dose of, "I don't care who started it! You're grounded until you're 36" Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too? If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before That you're too old to act this way It must be your father's DNA Look at me when I am talking Stand up straighter when you walk A place for everything and everything must be in place Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about Oh! Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom Don't forget, I love you And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends You don't need the reason why Because, because, because, because I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!! Ta da!!!

Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne The names of the people who appear in this video are Stacy = Gianna Distenca The Boy = Shane Haboucha Stacy's Mom = Rachel Hunter Massaur = Matt Felker Many thanks to Kidorid for providing me with these names.

Stacys Mom

(1.10) Fred's mom hasn't come back home from the bar since Fred had his play date with Bertha. At first Fred is extremely happy, but then reality hits! IT'S HACKIN HERE!! http://FredFigglehorn.com !! http://KevBlazeStuff.com !!

(2.4) Fred's excited his mom's coming home from rehab and knows he's doing a great job at Grease rehearsals since Miss Amy told him he doesn't have to come every day! IT'S HACKIN HERE!! http://FredFigglehorn.com !!

Just a video by Lonestar makes me laugh

The arena had to raise the music volume to drown out the booing. Some have claimed they also piped in cheers. Awesome. Notice the Obama/Biden signs at the 44-second mark. Big thanks to whoever that is holding them. I guess Pennsylvania isn't a swing state anymore. Update: Palin has said she put her 7-year-old daughter Piper in a Flyers jersey to discourage some of the booing. Wow.

Chances are, this is a typical conversation with YOUR Mom as well.

This video was created over a one-year period. At first, it was just random use of a video camera, plus a few pictures taken during a visit in September of 2006. Of course, this was before we knew that Mom had a collapsed lung. She went in for tests, and it was discovered that she had Stage IV Lung Cancer. As we learned of the cancer diagnosis in October of 2006, we tried to get Mom down to California (from Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada). It was a race against logistics and paperwork (i.e. obtaining documentation in order to cross a border and travel), which we unfortunately lost. Mom suffered a stroke, ironically on the same day as she received her birth certificate, which would have allowed her to travel to Southern California. The stroke left her left side completely paralyzed, and she was stuck in the hospital, no longer the independent woman she once was. We were summoned to fly up immediately, as we were told by her doctors that her death would not be far behind. Mom proved them all wrong, and lived for four more months. Of course, the quality of life was minimal at best. There was no treatment, since the cancer was discovered so late, and due to the stroke. We have since learned that often times, a biopsy can knock loose cancerous material within a tumor, which can cause a stroke. It was extremely difficult to watch her suffering in a hospital bed, and wondering why her last months had to be made that much worse due to the stroke. So, Mom never did get to come see where we live in California. We continued to videotape the entire ordeal, so that family (who couldn't be with us at that time) could see everything. We ended up with approximately 90 minutes of raw footage, which has been edited down to the 10 minutes allowed here. First, we have done this to honor Mom's last wishes: tell people not to smoke. Second, we have completed this very emotional project to honor her memory, and to help us as we continue through the grieving process. Finally, we are aware that much of the anti-smoking media is not so real to life--it doesn't show the suffering, what the families go through, and the pain that cigarettes actually cause. This documentary is "non-Hollywood". We have omitted certain things that one might find offensive, including her IV, vomiting, bodily functions, and her actual death itself, which was obviously painful. Instead, we have brought many different segments together, which still conveys our overall message: DON'T SMOKE! In a letter dated September 24, 2006, from Mom: "Try not to worry about my health. I go for a CAT-SCAN on October 4th. I should have the results about a week later. The appointments are taking a long time, so I must not be in such dire shape, or they would rush them. I'm glad you never really had the desire to smoke. What do your lungs look like after all of those years of second-hand smoke? I can't wait to see you and Patti more often. Gotta go for now. Love Forever, Mom" To conclude, one can compare smoking cigarettes to a slow-motion car accident. At any time, you can get out of the car before it crashes. It is your choice. Furthermore, you may be driving your own car, but please remember that you take passengers along for the ride.

Lispy camera [sorry]. Hockey mom and piano playing moose sing out against Palin.

MEJORES MOMENTOS DE AIDA LA MEJOR SERIE CON EL MEJOR PERSONAJE DE LA TELEVISION EL LUISMA JEJEEJ se sale paco leon

The self-proclaimed 'Coupon Mom' has the tips that will help you save big bucks at the grocery store.

Maaaan, this video issss soooo undergouuuudn!!!! and the beats are sooo freeesh! Oh.... SNAPP!!

Stewie badgers Lois for her attention, repeatedly.

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sad...for a project

This intrepid woman trying to get in the scrum is LeBron James' mother Gloria. Download: http://www.sendspace.com/file/m25ej9

This video- A PRIVATE MEMORIAL SERVICE celebrating the lives of the three slain Hudson family members was held Monday, November 3, 2008 at the Apostolic Church of God on Chicago's South Side. Jennifer Hudson stood a few moments before the caskets of her nephew, Julian King, age 7, her mother, Darnell Hudson Donerson, age 57 and brother, Jason Hudson, age 29. Darnell and Jason were killed in their South Side Chicago Englewood home on Friday, October 24, 2008. Julian was missing for three days before he was found in Lawndale on the West Side, apparently murdered, his body in the stolen suburban owned by Jason. Friend singer/actress Fantasia Barrino, who appeared with Jennifer Hudson in American Idol Season 3, delivered a heartfelt song according to funeral attenders. Fellow Idol contestant George Huff also sang. It was reported that Jennifer's friends Queen Latifah, Missy Elliot and Oprah Winfrey were also among the 2500 mourners, as well as record producer Clive Davis and Chicago government officials including Mayor Richard Daley, who also spoke. The Reverend Jesse Jackson delivered a message as well. Crowds of fans lined the streets expressing their love and support for Jennifer and her family. Video Copyright ABC7 Chicago Monday, November 3, 2008 ********* JULIAN KING, age 7, was found dead in his uncle's stolen suburban on the West Side of Chicago on Monday morning, October 27, 2008. He had disappeared after his uncle and grandmother were murdered in their South Side home on Friday, October 24, 2008. These three people were the loved ones of American Idol alumna and Oscar award winner Jennifer Hudson and her family. Lost were Jennifer's mom, Darnell Hudson Donerson, 57, her brother Jason Hudson, 29 and her sister Julia's son, Julian King, 7. The prime suspect is Julia's estranged husband, William Balfour, 27. He is being held on unrelated probation violations. Much sympathy, prayers and thoughts go out to the Hudson family at this terrible time. ********* Excerpts from CLTV- Hudson went first to Julian, 7, who was dressed in white to match his casket. She then moved to her mother, the matriarch who encouraged her to try out for "American Idol" and wouldn't leave her Englewood home despite her younger daughter's fame. The actress lingered at her mother's light pink casket and gently touched Donerson before leaning down to kiss her goodbye. Hudson paused at her brother's blue casket before returning to her seat, where she joined her fiance, reality-TV star David "Punk" Otunga, and her sister, Julia. Hudson's composure amid the heartbreaking goodbye became the day's defining moment for many mourners. "Jennifer is the pillar," family friend Glover Lewis said as he left the Woodlawn church. "It's obvious she's holding the family together." ********* The invitation-only event required all guests have their names on a list and a light blue ticket with "Hudson Family Funeral" printed on it. The Tribune did not enter the church out of respect for the family's wish that no news media attend. ********* The emotional crescendo, however, came halfway through the service when Barrino, who beat Hudson for the 2004 "American Idol" title, sang the classic gospel song "Your Grace and Mercy," mourners said. After losing to Barrino on "Idol," Hudson beat her out for the coveted role of Effie White in "Dreamgirls" and went on to win an Academy Award. Calling the Hudsons "my family," Barrino walked off the stage and into the aisle, where she took Hudson's hand and sang directly to her. "I think it healed Jennifer's soul just then," said family friend Lisa Allison. ********* Two hearses led the procession to Oak Woods Cemetery. Julian's small white coffin was carried in a horse-drawn carriage covered in red roses and a large teddy bear. The three victims were buried on a small knoll overlooking a pond. *********

Piloti - Kao ptica na mom dlanu

After years of parenting, comedian Anita Renfroe put her semantics to song and the result is an Internet phenomenon. She sits down with Hannah Storm to talk about her comic brainchild.

Someone needs an anger management class

One of the funniest thing u'll ever see

Mr. Mom (C) 2004 BMG Music

A candid and humorous look at a day in the life of a family whose children are Type 1 diabetics from the Mom's point of view.

Kids are cute and funny, but they will push their luck as far as they can. Funny TV commercial, that gives you a second thought about what and how you say things to your kids.