Rappin' about CERN's Large Hadron Collider! Links below... Apparently YouTube fixed the sound! Still, Will Barras made two options trying to get around the original problems: Other YouTube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3iryBLZCOQ Vimeo: http://www.vimeo.com/1431471?pg=embed&sec=1431471 Vimeo is downloadable if you log in. There has been a lot of interest in the original mp3, lyrics, and vocals for remixing. You can find all that here: https://www.msu.edu/~mcalpin9/lhc_rap/largehadron.html There's also been interest in translation. You can get a subtitle-free version from Vimeo here (downloadable): http://www.vimeo.com/1730771 With backing track available here (with and without Hawking-style voice): http://barras.ws/rappin.html Go ahead and translate, rap it, and post it! Just give us a shout-out, and it's probably a good idea to include the following credits ;-) Images came from: particlephysics.ac.uk, space.com, the Institute of Physics, NASA, Symmetry, and Marvel I forgot Einstein Online, and they called me out: http://www.einstein-online.info And I forgot Physics World (dunno what I was thinking when I put together the extra dimensions bit). Steve Abel set me to rights (but made no demands): http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/print/403 The talented dancers doubled as camera people, with some work by Neil Dixon. Stock footage is CERN's. Will Barras is responsible for the killa beats: http://www.ling.ed.ac.uk/~s9527813/ And thanks to MC Hawking, who first thought of using computer-voice to bring Stephen Hawking to the world of rap :-) http://www.mchawking.com/ The rapper has a day job (we agree this is a good thing) as a science writer. http://www.katemcalpine.com They'll have a lot of data to sort. 15 million GB per year, actually. Want to get involved and donate your computer's downtime? Try LHC@home: http://lhcathome.cern.ch/lhcathome/

Live 105 Morning show "Aries Spears" rap with Woody,Tony and Ravey. Edited By: myspace.com/whitemenace

John Cena rap battles a fan

The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude. Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I'll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site. Sittin' on the couch with the morning post With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian. How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies? Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G. Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34 Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?" A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh... All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend And I want them eggs poached like an elephant Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?" No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola! Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet" Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch It just takes two bucks and I get what I need Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese "Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it? If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again Enter the store, first you holla, then you Pick a couple items off the dollar menu Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard. A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit Want a water? You can pay up there for spring Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy" Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant People say it's bad, but I don't believe them McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop! Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!

!!!!!!!!!LYRICS!!!!!!!!!!!! (written by: ryan deberry) i need two supreme tacos and hold the sour cream it makes me vomit and it's an ugly scene a chicken quesadilla and taco salad, too this is how we do up in the drive thru i need a spicy chicken double decker chilli cheese wrap large coke, bottle of water, don't forget the cap i need two soft tacos and an enchurrito don't be thinking that its all for me though "yo queiro taco bell" my boy said to me so i'll get him a chalupa and one for free. i hope you're getting all this down, you're sitting there without a sound hot sauce, i need that too, make it three, no make it two large coke, i need that too, one for me and for you just kidding, being nice (AND DON'T FORGET THE YELLOW RICE!) yellow rice, he wants that too, is that something you guys do? if not nachos please, hold the lettuce, add the cheese one more holla for a dollar this my crew in this drive thru one more thing, give it to me cause baby WE HUNGRY. Brandon Epling on keyboards, Brian Lugo on beat box and Ryan Deberry on Lyrics............(therefor)...Taco Bell Rap. Hope you enjoy.

El Dragon Ball Rap del Porta completo, y realizado integramente por mi. Busca mis otros videos por "Nepty" ESPERO QUE TE GUSTE!!! NO TE OLVIDES DE VOTARME

This is from the smack dvd! funny as shit!!!!!

Chris Rock at its best: Stand up Comedy about society, daily Life, America and Relationship. Here hes talking about how hard it is to defend Rap Music and Hip Hop today. Also mentioned: Tupac, Little John

A hip-hop tribute to life's most uncomfortable moments, featuring CH's Dan, Sam & Amir. See more at CollegeHumor.com/CHTV. You can download the song here: http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/chtv/awkwardrap.mp3 Free CHTV video podcast on iTunes: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=268957390 CH Facebook Fan Page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/CollegeHumor/6363207806 Watch this on CHTV and view credits at http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826271

A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before. IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it. Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it. Admiral: This is Admiral Biatch to base camp, it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike and I have no experience with this type of shit. Who should I call for help? Vader: It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!) Reconstructin' the Death Star! With my slick suede suit that's black like tar, Fucking you up no matter who you are! Palpatine: Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side! Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by! And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit! Vader: And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit! Yoda: Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene, 900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green! Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor. Lando: Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker. Chewbacca: *Wookie yell* Lando: Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me. Luke: Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister! The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister. Ben Kenobi: Luke! Use the force before intercourse, but Luke! Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks! (Ohh!) Luke: Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun) The chosen one, hotter than both suns! Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split! He's slower than the first Pentium chip! (Dark Side!) Vader: No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe! (Rebels!) Luke: You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end! (Dark Side!) Palpatine: I can feel the anger dwelling within you! (Rebels!) Yoda: You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH! *Incomprehensible Huttese Jabba rap* Han Solo: Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug! Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug! Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore, trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling* C3PO: Oh, my, goodness gracious me! I'm a gay man's golden fantasy! Programmed for homo-ecstasy, ten million forms of gay positioning. For my golden shower, you must pay a fee, but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks* R2-D2, watch your language! Always having sex with robotic strangers! Jar Jar Binks: Meesa like to drink and smoke all night! Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife. Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb. Meesa will fuck you with me tongue. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE- http://www.arshasworld.com Rate, comment, and favorite everybody! It means a lot! Thanks! :D THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO IGPRODUCTION24 FOR THE INSPIRATION I NEEDED TO MAKE IT!! THANKS BRO! http://www.youtube.com/igproduction24 Some FAQ: 1. Yes, I did make the beat and also wrote the lyrics and rapped them. 2. I made the beat using FL Studio 8 XXL Producer Edition. 3. I used my camera for the rapping and just put it into my editing software and simply put the video clips over it. 4. YES, I am Persian and YES I am 16!! 5. lolz 6. That huge guy in the video holding me back, is my brother. He's three years older than me (19) and that much bigger. So yeah... 7. I KNOW I SAY THINGS LIKE "ARABIC" WRONG, I'M MAKING FUN OF HOW THE COMMON PRONUNCIATION IS OFTEN MISTAKEN... GOSH!! 8. No, I'm not Muslim. I'm Christian, but I do respect all other religions. 9. NO, I'M NOT A FREAKIN' TERRORIST! Download the MP3 here: http://www.myspace.com/dubmuzak Lyrics: (Hook) IM PERSIAN! Can you hear the words out my mouth? you ask me one more time, and you gon' get knocked out! I aint paki, afghani, arabic, or aladdin! I only play FIFA man, forget that Madden! I don't have a favorite food, but if there's rice, then I am good! Don't be calling me a terrorist, cause I can be tempted, Halo used to be peaceful, but that's not how I left it! (Chorus) IM PERSIAN! I didn't swim across the border! I won't take your crap, even though I'm way shorter! I always live my life with deception and lies! If you trust me man, you'll end up surprised! IM PERSIAN! Don't fear me, I don't have a bomb! Last night was awesome, but don't take me wrong! (sept. 12, 2001) If you call me a terrorist, I'll say "You're right!" Dim the lights, get in tight, and "BLOW ME UP" ALL NIGHT! IM PERSIAN! (Verse) Look at my face, can you tell the origin of my race? Lemme give you a hint, I have tons of oil, but don't spread it around, all that does is spoil. I'm working on a semi-nuclear bomb, and if Mohammad is correct, then nothing is wrong! :D Everybody's just jealous of us, they're all pansies, All we need is more Republicans, and everything's dandy! Don't take me seriously, I love the US of A, But if you're not of age, then get out of my face! :( I really need a nose job, and that'll show them, If it gives me cancer, then I'll expose them! I don't pay for cable, but I still don't steal it, I just got my green card, don't want them to repeal it! I work hard for a living, I won't steal from a baby, But finders keepers is my saying, even with an old lady! There's a lot of people talking, right behind my back, I just block them out, cause they'll blow my act, If only people would stand a day inside my shoes, They'd understand what it's like to see your uncle on the news. We're people too, but it's what the parents taught them, The rights and the wrongs, but also what they bought them. Like toys and presents and clothes and cars, I got some cigarettes, a mask and nicknamed Jafar. (Chorus) (Hook X2) (Chorus)

New video for 2008 for Ice Cube's street single called Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It. This is an uncensored version off of myspacetv.

READ THIS BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOUND QUALITY http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/07/new-youtube-aud.html Then head over to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM for a version where YouTube fixed the sound. Rappin' about CERN's Large Hadron Collider! The sound should be slightly better on this version - we've tried to get round YouTube's new extreme audio dynamic range compression by layering a 20kHz sine wave over the top of the soundtrack. (NB THIS WAS A WORKAROUND DURING THE PROBLEMATIC PERIOD FOR YOUTUBE IN LATE JULY) Images came from: particlephysics.ac.uk, space.com, the Institute of Physics, NASA, Symmetry, and Marvel The talented dancers doubled as camera people, with some work by Neil Dixon. Stock footage is CERN's. Will Barras is responsible for the killa beats: http://www.ling.ed.ac.uk/~s9527813/ The rapper has a day job (we agree this is a good thing) as a science writer. http://www.katemcalpine.com

Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras POSTER: http://smosh.com/merch/#posters Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Beat by Lance Dean - http://myspace.com/theellarsound ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: I'll tell you bout one day when I was young I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on Something 'bout robots that destroy each other It made me want to go blow up my mother Oo, Anthony is not alone It made me want to go blow up my home Eventually I did, but that ain't the point I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right 'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap They told us that this script was full of nonsense I bet you thought I was gonna say crap because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that Transformers will -- punch you in the face Transformers won't -- do the Macerena Transformers -- always say no to drugs Transformers They don't even need to use a glock They can take you down with their electric shock Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock But not as much as a slap from my hand Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime? Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn) Optimus knows how to use his hose He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads Ooh, you like that, we switched it up Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt And Thunderblast is a slut What?... she is... Transformers will -- find a cure for death Transformers won't -- do your algebra Transformers -- are against terrorism Transformers The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot They got moves like you ain't ever got No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane Moves so whack that you can't explain Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain Moves that Decepticons could never attain You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame You fight to contain the shame you've obtained Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say Transformers -- hit the club like every day Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction They explode in your face like a chain reaction Transformers will -- run for president Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween Transformers -- hardcore since '84

Dragon Ball Rap Letra para Karaoke Yeah Perdonen, Kamehameha Después del tema del Tetris Viene el Dragon Ball Rap Quien no haya seguido esta serie es que porque no tiene infancia Big Bang Attack Ataca desde el Planeta Namek Vegeta, Son Goku rivalidad de Saiyan Allargat Bastó! y es que en castellano ralla Mola mas en Catalán prefiero en Nubol kinton El canvi de lloc instantani al verlo me flipó Son Goku, Goten, Krilin, Pan, Trunks, Yamsha, Chaos y Ten Shin han Son Gohan de niño me Flipaba en segundo nivel Satan no venció a Célula tampoco Videl Nadie Podía con Broly el super saiyan legendario pedir la energía a todo el planeta fue necesario pa' vencer La bola Genki Carbonizo a Magin Boo y Freezer Remodelado cedio frente la espada de Trunks Los Ozaru Perdían el juicio Se destrozaban ciudades atraviesan edificios 1! 2! 3! Fusión!! la ocarina contenía a Hildegan dentro de Tapion Las Bolas de Dragon esparcidas por el mundo Teniendo Radar y capsulas habrá que poner rumbo Raditz Murió junto a Goku, Vegeta se cargo a Nappa Gohan lo tuvo crudo con los guerreros de Plata La Fuerza Aumentaba a no se cuantos Kilis Vegeta dejo controlarse... por Bavidi Cor Petit y Krilin se convirtieron en Piedra por Dabra y el gran saiyan-man se rebela Pelea contra los terroristas que hay en la ciudad Dragon Ball Rap, Boojack Per mi Bola de Drac Bienvenidos sean siempre a la sala del tiempo Donde un día real aquí es una año de entrenamiento Los Androides surgieron del Dr.Gero en los torneos casi siempre Goku Quedaba Primero En los Cielos se Apalanca Siempre Yajirobai Me Hacia gracia ver llegar sobre un tronco a Tao Pai Pai Turles y la fruta del poder Garlic, Junior se hizo grande en un momento joder Alubias Mágicas?? Nah Monjetas Magicas... Kaio Shin, Vegetto el resultado de Pothara Con la Ayuda de Paikun fusión de Goku y Vegeta Janemba no pudo compararse al poder de Gojeta Gotrunks en Tercera era un vacilón cuando alguien perdía la vida lo resucitaba Shenron Oolong, Bulma, Pooar, Dende todo en un papel el máximo poder se quedo en el cuarto nivel Fuerzas especiales?? Ginyu Cambia de cuerpo Dodoria, Zarbon, Recoom Todos acabaron muertos Cooler, Baby Dragones de cada estrella Bardok hizo lo posible por defender su planeta Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z Es Arte Dragon Ball GT Sea el que sea LO PARTE!!

Cypress Hill (Rap) Superstar from the album (Rap) Superstar (C) 2000 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

This may be obscure to many. This was originally going to be an entry for a video contest, but then I started getting silly. I hope you enjoy the result. Check out my other videos and/or feel free to subscribe! Also, check me out at: www.goremy.com Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!

An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer! Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced: Hummus. I'm eating hummus. Dip it to my thumb-us. It's the best, beats the rest When you seem to need a paste with some taste to put on your pita Hit me, hit me With a little chick pea Got a lot of bread That's the trick, see? I'm a fast pita eater got the pedal to the metal Putting down so much bread You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel Now my bread's all gone Hmm, what's the next pick? Checkin the pantry How 'bout some bread sticks? Bust the tops off the box Dip it in all the way Put that stick in my head Like I'm Phineas Gage I got my hummus from the supermarket Don't be a weenie If you want real hummus in your stomach Then you need some tahini Is this hummus cooked? You ain't gotta boil it, yo You just need more peas than a toilet bowl You've been sitting there for hours eating? Maybe brah... It's like the toilet's eating hummus Through a crazy straw! Remy Remz in a Benz Cruisin' on a Sunday When'd you rent a Benz, Remz? I thought you rock a Hyundai Driving up to Detroit Now that summer's here Rock City? Nah man, I call it Hummusville! What, you on vacation? Sounds like a nice world Man, I'm working harder than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl Dearborn's the place where the hummus flows I thought they liked coneys, man I saw it in the Post I love dipping in the hummus, man I beg your pardon? I'm eating more paste than I did in kindergarten Options pouring out on Warren lots of food I see Got cuisine on from Shatila down to New Yasmeen I done came for the food I'm a hummus-eating menace Ask my doctor, turn your head and cough Aren't you a dentist? Clap your hands really fast If you think hummus is the best Now shake sh-shake shake your pita If you hit the hummus with paprika Saddam, Iran, Osama, Baby bomber drama, little peace: it's on your TV, but believe me There is good in Middle East, it's... Hummus. I'm eating hummus. With Thomas Jefferson-us.

I was a bit bored last week, so I edited some old Bert & Ernie episodes to the sound of M.O.P.'s Ante Up. The song can be bought here: http://www.amazon.com/Ante-Robbin-Hoodz-Theory-Clean/dp/B001386YO4/ref=sr_f2_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1219750431&sr=102-1 Bert & Ernie DVDs can also be found at amazon.com, like here: http://www.amazon.com/Sesame-Street-Vol-School-1974-1979/dp/B000UNYJTK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1219750890&sr=1-2

http://www.actumimago.com La chanson est disponible en mp3 sur le site internet de Tag Radio http://www.tagradio.fm dans la section "Téléchargements" à gauche. Chanson et vidéo pour encourager nos Canadiens de Montréal. La chanson est chantée par Richard Martin du 96,5 Tag Radio http://www.tagradio.fm et de D2. ***** Les paroles : (REFRAIN -- CHORUS) Le CH c'est tout un team, on est en feu Le bleu-blanc-rouge est dangeureux La coupe Stanley, on va la gagné Il faut dire GO GO GO GO GO HABS GO GO Canadiens c'est tout un team, on est en feu Le bleu-blanc-rouge est dangeureux La coupe Stanley, on va la gagné Il faut dire GO GO GO GO GO HABS GO GO (RAP) Deja j'rêve au défilé sur St-Catherine Personne nous stoppe quand les 5 patinent Kovalev en tête, c'est l'équipe de l'heure Cette année c'est Montréal c'pas les Sénateurs Canadiens débarque pour foutre le feu C'est rien de moins que la Coupe qu'on veut Face à l'adversaire, on lève les bras Cette année le centennaire, let's go les gars So lève ta bière, le CH l'emporte Les champions de l'Est frappe à ta porte C'est en 2008 qu'on ramène l'honneur Moi j'ai tatoué le CH su'l cœur Allez on veut la Coupe Les Canadiens vont aller jusqu'au boutte Y'a pas un team qui peut nous arrêter Si c'est le temps de sortir les armes c'est c't'année (REFRAIN -- CHORUS) Le CH c'est tout un team, on est en feu Le bleu-blanc-rouge est dangeureux La coupe Stanley, on va la gagné Il faut dire GO GO GO GO GO HABS GO GO Canadiens c'est tout un team, on est en feu Le bleu-blanc-rouge est dangeureux La coupe Stanley, on va la gagné Il faut dire GO GO GO GO GO HABS GO GO ******** Distinctions pour cette vidéo (6) #24 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Sport - Canada #23 - Most Responded (All Time) - Sport - Canada #63 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Sport - Canada #45 - Top Favorited (All Time) - Sport - Canada #36 - Top Rated (All Time) - Sport - Canada

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Just when you thought I couldn't look like any more of a loser, a video like this comes along. Hope you like it! Sorry for the delay...I got all this fancy new hardware/software and it took forever to figure out (since I'm dumb) so I finally just decided to make the video w/ the old stuff. Hopefully I can figure it out for next time! Al Roker is cool, make no mistake! More videos on the channel and at: http://www.goremy.com LYRICS: The names Remy Remz News got you getting bored fast? Buckle up, Chuck Heres your accuweather forecast Humidity 12, Temperature 52 And thats Farenheit, I dont deal with Celcius fool A high of 60 Is whats expected Whats the feels like? Man, thats subjective Sunny in the afternoon Cloudy late Heres the 10-day Im-a dominate! Got some wind gust blowing That yall gotta fear Got mad hydration In the troposphere Theres a big storm coming Y'all need to know that This tropical depressions so bad You gonna need some Prozac What's the chance of rain? 50%? That's annoying Is it gonna rain? I dont know, flip a coin Its gonna be cloudy Not full but partly Is that the whole forecast? Man, hardly. One part sun, 99 part clouds I mean, I dont know, I guess it could be The other way around You should check your instruments I ain't got no instruments, bub I just get here in the morning and right-click on Weatherbug Im Habib, you know that And my rhymes are so phat that the Iraqi weather service said to check this forecast Chilly tonight, the winds are calm Sunny tomorrow with a chance of bombs Clouds are forming in the south You know they are really Could be a storm about Or just smoke from argele Its gonna sleet in Tikrit Park your ride inside Or youll be sporting more hail damage Than my wifes thighs I got a PhD in weather, Im a doctor of Doppler Majored in clouds Minored in reading the prompter Bad weather on the map you say? Well just let me see It be moving to the left Just like MSNBC Got a storm down in the south We got a monster starting Gonna get you at the knees Just like Tanya Harding In the north it's getting cold You'll begin to freeze Like a polygamist leader You're all into teens Al Roker talking trash? Man, this better be good Or Im-a have to go and break His neck of the woods Come and see me in the office, Al Your face will get disabled Yeah, your stomach aint the only thing Thats gonna get stapled People can't tell a rain cloud? Im about to go insane Cumulonimbus That's Latin for dont wear suede. Reporting from the storm is my duty, yo Though I could tell you it was raining from the studio Cuz Im a weatherman See you five minutes before Letterman They got a whole weather channel, but Im better man Cuz you know Im just your local weatherman Yeah, you bet I am Back to you, Jim.

There's no business like goat business. Here's another video, this one to the tune of a popular rap song. I hope you enjoy it. If so, feel free to subscribe.

This vid is soo nice XD - LYRICS : I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce Don't be frontin' son no seeds on the bun We be up in this drive thru Order for two I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe We need some chicken up in here In this hizzle For rizzle my mizzle Extra salt on the frizzle Dr. Pepper my brother Another for your mother Double double super size And don't forget the fries.

benandryan.com This is a satirical translation of a freestyle rap battle.