sarahmorrison videos

I love Jesus. Who doesn't?

Girls are mean.

Boys are the crazy ones, don't belive the hype.

Sarah goes to Psychological ER and they FINALLY organize her purse for her.

If your friends call you "the Blanche" they are really calling you the slut.

i discuss when you know you have gone too far.

I read the accidentally inappropriate children's book "Who Cares About Elderly People," while wearing my new Burberry shoes. It's funny. You will agree.

This book is really funny. Watch me read it to you.

This is where i discuss why kids should not not get tattoos.

this is where is discuss friendship, at its deepset level.

Sarah and Brooke travel to the downtown Andover, Massachusetts Dunkin Donuts to sample the new extended menu of hash browns, pizza and flat bread sandwiches. DD spokesperson Rachel Ray is totally fired. dumb bitch.

Little girls are little.

I think i want to have sex with a firefighter.

I talk about LA DJ party promoter extraordinaire Franki Chan.

Four and a half years, five colleges.

Just watch it.

Change the world, one car at a time.

This was supposed to be me interviewing Plastic Little. Then everyone started drinking. Go listen to their zexy rap music. myspace.com/plasticlittlerap

Decaf coffee is pointless

Just dial 0.

Teddy liked New Kids on the Block.

Breathing is still free, right?

This is where i dicuss why it is better to rent than to own.

Where do you live?

Me and my pet squirrels.